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[MSTing] Harry Potter and the Senshi's Circle [SM/HP/Ronin Warriors/DBZ] - Part 5 [message #44390] Fri, 22 March 2013 23:28
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> (By popular demand, here's Gohan!)


ALL : [start humming the old Tonight Show theme]

> Ch. 5

>

> Fighting crime,

>

> Trying to save the world,

>

> Here they come just in time.

>

> -Okay, so it's for the Powerpuff Girls (which I love, BTW.) It

> applies to the Senshi, too! Hmmm, maybe I'll do a PWP crossover…


MARY JO: Don't you mean "do *another* PWP crossover?"
FRANK : ZING!

> "Find anything?"


TRACE : Nope, still haven't found the plot.

> Touma frowned as he worked the keyboard. "I'm not sure, Mamoru-kun.

> There's something odd about a section of the United Kingdom, but

> it's vague. The computer knows something's there, but it's not sure

> what. Whatever this is, though,"


JOSH : That's nice. Now who are you, again?
JOEL : Is he talking about Hogwarts or Brigadoon?

> he turned to Mamoru, a serious and worried look in his blue eyes.

> "It isn't the Dark Kingdom. Not as we know it."

>

> He sighed. "I wish I was there, knew what was going-" he cut

> himself off as a beautiful snowy white owl had sailed through the

> window. Touma frowned as he took the note. He patted the owl

> gratefully, who nipped his finger affectionately before setting

> itself on a roost that Touma had set up after it had become

> apparent that owls would be visiting.


JOSH : Actually, it was tasting him.
FRANK : [Owl] Soon, human... Soon.

> "It seems that a person's been attacked," he said softly. He gave

> the note to Mamoru, who quickly scanned it. When he looked up, his

> blue eyes were dark with worry.

>

> "Is there a way we can scan for this type of magical energy?"

>

> "How?" Touma asked. "I'd need a sample."

>

> The owl hooted suddenly and they both looked at it. The owl, which

> had been preening itself offered a feather now.


MARY JO: [Owl] Here, dumbass.

> Touma took it and sighed.


JOEL : [Touma] Whatever happened to problems I could just punch?
JOSH : For those playing along at home, Touma is from Youriden
Samurai Troopers, better known to us gaijin as Ronin Warriors. So
that's another ingredient in this fandom gumbo of a fic.

> "It's worth a shot."

>

> "I'm worried."

>

> Mars sighed and ate her breakfast. She'd managed to stop Malfoy's

> barrage of questions about Chibimoon with those two words.


TRACE : [Whistles] Heeere, scene change!

> "Why?" he asked. "No one's been attacked in a week, so maybe the

> menace is gone. And Madam Pompfrey's been working on an antidote."

>

> "We sent an owl off to the Samurai Troopers.." she said softly.

> "She still hasn't returned."


FRANK : [Mars] Stupid non-instant communication

> Malfoy shrugged. "And? Owls take their time.


MARY JO: And you're not going to offer up any faster alternative
like floo powder or magic mirrors, are you?

> Oh!" he said, remembering something. "Don't forget the Quidditch

> trials are this afternoon. You will be trying out, won't you?"


JOEL : [Mars] I don't play sports I understand. Why would I go
out for Flying Calvinball?

> "Of course," Mars said, smiling. Malfoy hadn't been so bad to her

> since she'd been sorted into his house. As a matter of fact, he'd

> even been sort of friendly.


JOSH : That's damning with faint praise.

> "I'll go, even if it's only to see Sailormoon make a complete fool

> out of herself."


TRACE : Seriously - you have names!

> She opened her mouth to describe Sailormoon's equilibrium in her

> usual life when she saw a white owl flutter to the Gryffindor

> table. She leapt up from her table and joined the other Senshi,

> Harry, Hermione and Ron as they all clustered by the stairwell.

>

> "What does it say?" Hermione asked anxiously. Mercury scanned the

> note and smiled.


FRANK : [Mercury] It says a Nigerian prince is offering us ten
million dollars! What's that in yen?

> "They were able to get a lock on the source of power that's

> actually selecting hosts and draining them. It's been moving

> slowly, but it's starting to pick up the pace…" she trailed off as

> she continued reading. "It's centred above Hogwarts. There's

> nothing we can do, though, until it attacks again. Touma wants us

> to send an owl to him so he can notify us when it's active."


MARY JO: If you know where it is, why the hell can't you do
anything to it?
JOEL : For that matter, why aren't you telling Dumbledore this?
JOSH : The answer, as always is "Because."

> "We'll send Pig," Ron said immediately. "Let him annoy someone else

> for awhile."

>

> "There are notes in here from the guys, too. Usagi, Mamoru-san says

> he's saving all the new issues of Sailor V for you when you return.


TRACE : [Venus] WOO! More royalties!

> Chibiusa, Gohan says he's willing to help any way he can.


JOSH : Translation: Tell me where to go and who to blast.

> Rei, Ryo wants to know where you hid his present, he says he can't

> take it anymore. Makoto, Shin says he's got a surprise for you when

> you come back."


JOEL : That all sounds pretty dirty, actually.

> "What's yours say, Ami-chan?" Mercury flushed.

>

> "That's private," she said. All the other senshi smirked.


MARY JO: [Usagi] He sent you more pages from "Fifty Shades of Grey"
didn't he?

> "Well, we can't stand out here forever," Mars said. "We've got to

> set up a system of letting the other Senshi know when someone's

> been drained.


FRANK : What about your magic communicators?
TRACE : Don't forget their magic gear is suddenly not magic.

> And I think we ought to go to Professor Dumbledore with what we

> know.


JOSH : And the story stubs it's toe on a great big ball of logic.

> But in the mean time, I believe that we all have classes?"

>

> Sailormoon nodded. "We've got to go to flying."

>

> Mars grinned. "I heard about the broom thing, by the way. Would you

> like us to place a trampoline under you?"

>

> "I can always hold out a sheet," Jupiter offered teasingly. Mercury

> smiled.


JOEL : A couple of "X said to Y"'s would go a long way to making
this a less confusing read.

> "As long as I've got someone around me, I should be fine," she

> said. Sailorchibimoon smiled.


MARY JO: [Chibimoon] Why am I smiling? Am I volunteering to be her
crash pad?

> "We've got a class to go to!"

>

> Sailormoon stopped by the dormitory. She had had to wait for the

> Fat Lady to come back from a visit. Then she fumbled for a minute

> for the password ("Oh! Fairybell!") before racing in to change. She

> was sweaty from the flying. She set her Firebolt by her bedside and

> stripped off her robes and untransformed. She stepped into the

> shower and sighed as the hot water hit her body. She was going to

> Quidditch trials in a half of hour, and she wanted to be clean. She

> knew the other senshi would be there, and a few would be trying

> out. She wasn't going to, but Harry had pointed out that she seemed

> to have a natural talent for flying, as he had had, and it had led

> to his being the youngest Seeker in a century. She was determined

> to have a go.


TRACE : Not since "Psycho" has a shower scene been so riveting!

> Transforming again and pulling on a fresh set of robes, she headed

> out to the Quidditch field.


FRANK : And... Why did she have to shift out of Sailor mode just
to shower? Does being a Senshi make you extra resistant to soap?
JOSH : o/~ Fighting evil by moonlight/Decontaminating by daylight
o/~

> As she had thought, all the others were there and five

> others-Jupiter, Uranus, Mars, Chibimoon and Venus-were carrying

> their brooms. She smiled.


MARY JO: It's Smileapalooza!

> "Gambatte," she said to everyone. Mars smirked.


MARY JO: With special guest "Smirking!"

> "Only those with no talent need luck. But Gambatte to you,

> Usagi-chan," Mars had responded, much to Sailormoon's vexation.

> Sailors Mercury and Venus had had to hold her arms to keep her from

> launching a barrage of curses and attacks at her.


JOEL : The Joker thinks Usagi has no impulse control.

> Madam Hooch blasted on her whistle.

>

> "Okay! We will now try out for the most coveted role of Seeker.

> Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw both need new Seekers and Slytherin needs

> a reserve. Will those trying out for the position please kick off."

>

> Mars grinned. "Watch me fly."


FRANK : [Mars] Watch me rock!

> And she kicked off. Madam Hooch released the Snitch in turn for

> each student and timed them. Sailormars hadn't been too bad-four

> minutes.


TRACE : That's a bit less than impressive when we don't know what
the hell she did.

> "Next, we will try for the position of Keeper."

>

> "That's a position you can play for Gryffindor," Harry whispered in

> her ear. "We don't have one since our last one left Hogwarts.."


JOSH : [Ron] AHEM!
JOEL : [Harry] Quiet, you!

> Sailormoon nodded and kicked off. Madam Hooch had players throw the

> Quaffle for the goalposts for each student. First they tried

> Hufflepuff. Jupiter made about half of hers. Uranus made a quarter.

> She smiled as she landed.

>

> "Guess I won't be playing that position."

>

> "Next Gryffindor."

>

> "Good luck!" Harry said as Sailormoon kicked off. She closed her

> eyes and calmed herself before giving Madam Hooch the go-ahead. The

> Quaffles started coming at her fast and furious. One to her left!

> She quickly moved to block it. To her right! That one was easy. So

> it continued,


MARY JO: It's a lot more fun if you imagine she's doing her
trademark wail the entire time.

> Sailormoon so engrossed in her role as Keeper that she didn't

> notice that the crowd below her was gasping in surprise and awe.

> Harry glanced at Angela Bell, the team captain, who grinned.

>

> "We've got our new Keeper."


JOEL : We've found our "Gigi!"

> "Next," Madam Hooch said after Sailormoon had been appointed. "Is

> the position of Beater.


FRANK : [Hooch] Fair warning: One hundred points for every
"beating off" joke.

> Hufflepuff needs two new beaters, as does Gryffindor and Slytherin

> needs a reserve."

>

> Jupiter and Uranus glanced at each other and shrugged.


ALL : Eh.

> "Might as well, right?" Jupiter asked. The two kicked off and

> began, at Madam Hooch's whistle, to attack the Bludgers. Mercury

> whistled.

>

> "I don't know much about Quidditch, but they're good."

>

> "They're very good," Hermione confirmed.


JOEL : [Hermione] Of course, I know jack all about Quidditch and
like it that way, so take my praise as you will.

> "We'll have someone to look out for on the pitch during our

> Hufflepuff games."

>

> Colin Creevy began taking pictures of the Senshi on their brooms.

> As Mercury watched the young photographer, he froze suddenly.


TRACE : She saw the display on his camera. The amount of upskirts
would make an upskirt site nervous.

> His eyes went wide and he paled. She glanced at the wand tucked in

> his robes and gasped. It was turning to stone!

>

> "Rei-chan!" she yelled. Rei looked at the young Gryffindor and

> gasped too. The other students were just beginning to notice him as

> his eyes filled with an iridescent blue light and, still staring,

> he began to tip backwards. Mercury caught him and shook him. No

> avail, he had been drained.


JOSH : All that scanning, planning and whatnot, and someone gets
ganked while they're literally standing right there.
FRANK : Our heroes, folks!

> Madam Hooch quickly directed all off of the Quidditch pitch and

> into their various commonrooms. Sailormoon immediately stepped back

> out of the portrait hole.

>

> "We've got to go to Dumbledore. We'll be back," she had told the

> other frightened Gryffindors. She reached the stone gargoyle that

> guarded the entrance to Dumbledore's office and saw everyone else

> had already arrived.


MARY JO: [Mars] Yeah, we got nothing else, either.

> "We've been trying to get into the office," Mars said. "But we

> can't figure out the password."

>

> "We've tried Cockroach Clusters, Lemondrop, and Butterbeer. "

> Mercury added dejectedly. Sailormoon thought.

>

> "Have you tried


JOEL : [Usagi] "…Let us in, you twisted old goat! This is no
time for your games?"

> Fizzing Whizzbee?" she suggested.

>

> At this the stone gargoyle sprang to life and jumped aside,

> revealing a spiral staircase. Jupiter shrugged. "I think that's the

> password."

>

> The Senshi ascended the staircase, casting worried glances at each

> other.


FRANK : [Mercury] This reminding anyone else of a Scooby-Doo
episode?

> "What if Dumbledore thinks we drew the enemy here?" Sailorchibimoon

> asked softly. Mercury sighed.

>

> "Tou-chan's got proof that it was here long before we were.


TRACE : And there's no way he'd lie about that, right?

> It's increased activity may have something to do with us or may

> simply be a coincidence."


JOSH : [Mercury] Okay, I admit it - I'm totally winging it here.

> "Do you think he'll believe us?" Sailormars asked.

>

> "He has no reason not to," Uranus said, her voice serious. "As all

> the students know we'd never hurt anyone and that we have been

> investigating."


JOEL : Worst come to worst, he'll just mind rip you and see for
himself.

> She looked up at the big wooden door they'd arrived at. Seeing the

> nearly petrified faces on the inners' faces, she raised her hand to

> knock. The door opened before she could. Dumbledore was looking

> unusually grave as he sat behind his desk. He looked up and nodded

> for them to come in.


FRANK : [Dumbledore] Why does no one ever schlep up here when the
shit hasn't hit the fan?

> "So," he said softly. "A second student has been drained. How

> long," he continued. "Before you can determine what this is?"

>

> Sailormoon blinked. He was asking them?


MARY JO: [Usagi] My awe and wonder at the wizarding world fades by
the minute.

> "The Samurai Troopers are working on it as we speak, Professor,"

> she said softly.

>

> "Rest assured, if the Sailor Senshi must act on this, we will."


TRACE : [Dumbledore] Look, if the answer is "We don't know," just
say "We don't know."

> Dumbledore smiled. "I trust you, Sailor Senshi. I'll leave it to

> you for now.


JOEL : [Dumbledore] I'm lying, of course. I set Harry and his
friends on it yesterday.

> May I add," he said, as they turned to leave. "That you all had

> better hurry, especially the Gryffindors, as you all have classes

> in a few minutes."


ALL : WAH WAH WAAAAAAAH!

> Touma frowned. "Another one's been hit. I don't like this…" he

> murmured. Shin sighed.


JOSH : Think I'm gonna get whiplash from all these abrupt scene
changes.

> "What can we do? One of the girls may be targeted next!"

>

> Touma looked around at his fellow troopers, Rajura and Mamoru. He

> reached over and picked up his armour orb and grins began to spread

> out across the faces of the men.

>

> "I think it's time we gave them a helping hand."


FRANK : [Touma] If we're gonna be ineffectual, we might as well be
ineffectual up close.

> "Perhaps," Rajura said softly. "But I think there's someone else

> who may wish to help."


MARY JO: The way this fic is going, he's probably talking about
The Avengers.

> She laughed. Another bit of energy was hers. And soon, with all the

> suitable energy this area was putting out, she'd have them all.

>

> She was especially eager to meet those known as the Sailor Senshi.

> They were supposed to be filled with energy. All the more for her.


JOSH : Nearly through five chapters and we still don't know who
or what the hell that is. Nice going, story.

> Chibimoon was stretched out on the lawn staring up at the sky. She

> was turning a lot of things over and over in her mind. What was

> this enemy? How were they going to defeat it? What was Gohan-chan

> doing right now? She sat up, flushed.


JOEL : You might want mix in a "blushed" or "her cheeks colored."
We can only fight back so many toilet cracks.

> Where had that thought come from? Gohan kept popping up in her

> mind lately, and she wasn't entirely sure why.


MARY JO: [Chibimoon] It's like someone is living in my head,
telling me what to do!

> Oh, yeah, she liked him okay. But, it was nothing like any of the

> Senshi's relationships with the troopers. They were just friends.

> Weren't they?


FRANK : I think that's because *YOU'RE BOTH NINE!*

> She gasped as a shadow fell over her.


TRACE : Lamont Cranston: Slytherin!

> She whipped out her wand ready to hurl the person back when she

> saw the pale eyes, the blond hair.


JOEL : Danerys Targeryn?

> Gasping, she whirled on Draco Malfoy.

>

> "What were you thinking, sneaking up on me like that?" she

> demanded. Malfoy flushed.


TRACE : Again wit da flushing!

> "I'm sorry, Chibimoon," he said.


MARY JO: [Chibiusa] NAME, DAMMIT! Not doing yourself much favors
here!

> He was flushing quite hard. Looking around, he brought a bouquet

> of red roses from behind his back. "I thought you might like these.

> They match your eyes…"


JOSH : Only in anime could the phrase "these red roses match your
eyes" be considered a compliment.

> Chibimoon flushed. Well, this was interesting! She stood and took

> the roses.

>

> "Thanks you," she said softly. She smiled at Draco, who smiled

> back.


MARY JO: He's five seconds away from punching her and running away,
isn't he?

> "You don't see me for a few weeks and already you're looking for

> someone else??" a voice rang out behind her. She turned and gasped,

> this time in delight.

>

> "Gohan-chan!!" she yelled, dropping the roses and running to him.


FRANK : As the "Price is Right" sad horns play in Malfoy's head.

> The two embraced before Gohan threw Malfoy a quick, dangerous look


JOEL : [Gohan] I'll kill you later.

> and gave Chibimoon a very affectionate one.

>

> "What are you doing here??" Chibimoon asked. Gohan sighed.

>

> "There's trouble here." It wasn't a question. Chibimoon nodded.

>

> "Yes, there is, but how did you know to come here?"


TRACE : "No shit, Sherlock," for $1000, Alex.

> "The guys are staying in Diagon Alley now," he said. "They asked me

> to come along and knowing you were in danger, how could I not?"


JOSH : And he knew which way to go, how?
FRANK : All together, class...
ALL : "Because!"

> Chibimoon flushed even harder and smiled. "I'm glad you're here.

> But you've got to come see the Professor!"

>

> She dragged Gohan past a stunned Malfoy, who was recovering from

> his shock and picking up the roses. Malfoy cast a very evil look at

> Gohan's back. He'd had her! And this guy comes along and ruins it,

> at the moment she was his!! He was going to pay.


MARY JO: I believe this is setting up what TV Tropes calls "Mugging
The Monster."

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