[MSTing] Harry Potter and the Senshi's Circle [SM/HP/Ronin Warriors/DBZ] - Part 5 [message #44390] |
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> (By popular demand, here's Gohan!)
ALL : [start humming the old Tonight Show theme]
> Ch. 5
>
> Fighting crime,
>
> Trying to save the world,
>
> Here they come just in time.
>
> -Okay, so it's for the Powerpuff Girls (which I love, BTW.) It
> applies to the Senshi, too! Hmmm, maybe I'll do a PWP crossover…
MARY JO: Don't you mean "do *another* PWP crossover?"
FRANK : ZING!
> "Find anything?"
TRACE : Nope, still haven't found the plot.
> Touma frowned as he worked the keyboard. "I'm not sure, Mamoru-kun.
> There's something odd about a section of the United Kingdom, but
> it's vague. The computer knows something's there, but it's not sure
> what. Whatever this is, though,"
JOSH : That's nice. Now who are you, again?
JOEL : Is he talking about Hogwarts or Brigadoon?
> he turned to Mamoru, a serious and worried look in his blue eyes.
> "It isn't the Dark Kingdom. Not as we know it."
>
> He sighed. "I wish I was there, knew what was going-" he cut
> himself off as a beautiful snowy white owl had sailed through the
> window. Touma frowned as he took the note. He patted the owl
> gratefully, who nipped his finger affectionately before setting
> itself on a roost that Touma had set up after it had become
> apparent that owls would be visiting.
JOSH : Actually, it was tasting him.
FRANK : [Owl] Soon, human... Soon.
> "It seems that a person's been attacked," he said softly. He gave
> the note to Mamoru, who quickly scanned it. When he looked up, his
> blue eyes were dark with worry.
>
> "Is there a way we can scan for this type of magical energy?"
>
> "How?" Touma asked. "I'd need a sample."
>
> The owl hooted suddenly and they both looked at it. The owl, which
> had been preening itself offered a feather now.
MARY JO: [Owl] Here, dumbass.
> Touma took it and sighed.
JOEL : [Touma] Whatever happened to problems I could just punch?
JOSH : For those playing along at home, Touma is from Youriden
Samurai Troopers, better known to us gaijin as Ronin Warriors. So
that's another ingredient in this fandom gumbo of a fic.
> "It's worth a shot."
>
> "I'm worried."
>
> Mars sighed and ate her breakfast. She'd managed to stop Malfoy's
> barrage of questions about Chibimoon with those two words.
TRACE : [Whistles] Heeere, scene change!
> "Why?" he asked. "No one's been attacked in a week, so maybe the
> menace is gone. And Madam Pompfrey's been working on an antidote."
>
> "We sent an owl off to the Samurai Troopers.." she said softly.
> "She still hasn't returned."
FRANK : [Mars] Stupid non-instant communication
> Malfoy shrugged. "And? Owls take their time.
MARY JO: And you're not going to offer up any faster alternative
like floo powder or magic mirrors, are you?
> Oh!" he said, remembering something. "Don't forget the Quidditch
> trials are this afternoon. You will be trying out, won't you?"
JOEL : [Mars] I don't play sports I understand. Why would I go
out for Flying Calvinball?
> "Of course," Mars said, smiling. Malfoy hadn't been so bad to her
> since she'd been sorted into his house. As a matter of fact, he'd
> even been sort of friendly.
JOSH : That's damning with faint praise.
> "I'll go, even if it's only to see Sailormoon make a complete fool
> out of herself."
TRACE : Seriously - you have names!
> She opened her mouth to describe Sailormoon's equilibrium in her
> usual life when she saw a white owl flutter to the Gryffindor
> table. She leapt up from her table and joined the other Senshi,
> Harry, Hermione and Ron as they all clustered by the stairwell.
>
> "What does it say?" Hermione asked anxiously. Mercury scanned the
> note and smiled.
FRANK : [Mercury] It says a Nigerian prince is offering us ten
million dollars! What's that in yen?
> "They were able to get a lock on the source of power that's
> actually selecting hosts and draining them. It's been moving
> slowly, but it's starting to pick up the pace…" she trailed off as
> she continued reading. "It's centred above Hogwarts. There's
> nothing we can do, though, until it attacks again. Touma wants us
> to send an owl to him so he can notify us when it's active."
MARY JO: If you know where it is, why the hell can't you do
anything to it?
JOEL : For that matter, why aren't you telling Dumbledore this?
JOSH : The answer, as always is "Because."
> "We'll send Pig," Ron said immediately. "Let him annoy someone else
> for awhile."
>
> "There are notes in here from the guys, too. Usagi, Mamoru-san says
> he's saving all the new issues of Sailor V for you when you return.
TRACE : [Venus] WOO! More royalties!
> Chibiusa, Gohan says he's willing to help any way he can.
JOSH : Translation: Tell me where to go and who to blast.
> Rei, Ryo wants to know where you hid his present, he says he can't
> take it anymore. Makoto, Shin says he's got a surprise for you when
> you come back."
JOEL : That all sounds pretty dirty, actually.
> "What's yours say, Ami-chan?" Mercury flushed.
>
> "That's private," she said. All the other senshi smirked.
MARY JO: [Usagi] He sent you more pages from "Fifty Shades of Grey"
didn't he?
> "Well, we can't stand out here forever," Mars said. "We've got to
> set up a system of letting the other Senshi know when someone's
> been drained.
FRANK : What about your magic communicators?
TRACE : Don't forget their magic gear is suddenly not magic.
> And I think we ought to go to Professor Dumbledore with what we
> know.
JOSH : And the story stubs it's toe on a great big ball of logic.
> But in the mean time, I believe that we all have classes?"
>
> Sailormoon nodded. "We've got to go to flying."
>
> Mars grinned. "I heard about the broom thing, by the way. Would you
> like us to place a trampoline under you?"
>
> "I can always hold out a sheet," Jupiter offered teasingly. Mercury
> smiled.
JOEL : A couple of "X said to Y"'s would go a long way to making
this a less confusing read.
> "As long as I've got someone around me, I should be fine," she
> said. Sailorchibimoon smiled.
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] Why am I smiling? Am I volunteering to be her
crash pad?
> "We've got a class to go to!"
>
> Sailormoon stopped by the dormitory. She had had to wait for the
> Fat Lady to come back from a visit. Then she fumbled for a minute
> for the password ("Oh! Fairybell!") before racing in to change. She
> was sweaty from the flying. She set her Firebolt by her bedside and
> stripped off her robes and untransformed. She stepped into the
> shower and sighed as the hot water hit her body. She was going to
> Quidditch trials in a half of hour, and she wanted to be clean. She
> knew the other senshi would be there, and a few would be trying
> out. She wasn't going to, but Harry had pointed out that she seemed
> to have a natural talent for flying, as he had had, and it had led
> to his being the youngest Seeker in a century. She was determined
> to have a go.
TRACE : Not since "Psycho" has a shower scene been so riveting!
> Transforming again and pulling on a fresh set of robes, she headed
> out to the Quidditch field.
FRANK : And... Why did she have to shift out of Sailor mode just
to shower? Does being a Senshi make you extra resistant to soap?
JOSH : o/~ Fighting evil by moonlight/Decontaminating by daylight
o/~
> As she had thought, all the others were there and five
> others-Jupiter, Uranus, Mars, Chibimoon and Venus-were carrying
> their brooms. She smiled.
MARY JO: It's Smileapalooza!
> "Gambatte," she said to everyone. Mars smirked.
MARY JO: With special guest "Smirking!"
> "Only those with no talent need luck. But Gambatte to you,
> Usagi-chan," Mars had responded, much to Sailormoon's vexation.
> Sailors Mercury and Venus had had to hold her arms to keep her from
> launching a barrage of curses and attacks at her.
JOEL : The Joker thinks Usagi has no impulse control.
> Madam Hooch blasted on her whistle.
>
> "Okay! We will now try out for the most coveted role of Seeker.
> Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw both need new Seekers and Slytherin needs
> a reserve. Will those trying out for the position please kick off."
>
> Mars grinned. "Watch me fly."
FRANK : [Mars] Watch me rock!
> And she kicked off. Madam Hooch released the Snitch in turn for
> each student and timed them. Sailormars hadn't been too bad-four
> minutes.
TRACE : That's a bit less than impressive when we don't know what
the hell she did.
> "Next, we will try for the position of Keeper."
>
> "That's a position you can play for Gryffindor," Harry whispered in
> her ear. "We don't have one since our last one left Hogwarts.."
JOSH : [Ron] AHEM!
JOEL : [Harry] Quiet, you!
> Sailormoon nodded and kicked off. Madam Hooch had players throw the
> Quaffle for the goalposts for each student. First they tried
> Hufflepuff. Jupiter made about half of hers. Uranus made a quarter.
> She smiled as she landed.
>
> "Guess I won't be playing that position."
>
> "Next Gryffindor."
>
> "Good luck!" Harry said as Sailormoon kicked off. She closed her
> eyes and calmed herself before giving Madam Hooch the go-ahead. The
> Quaffles started coming at her fast and furious. One to her left!
> She quickly moved to block it. To her right! That one was easy. So
> it continued,
MARY JO: It's a lot more fun if you imagine she's doing her
trademark wail the entire time.
> Sailormoon so engrossed in her role as Keeper that she didn't
> notice that the crowd below her was gasping in surprise and awe.
> Harry glanced at Angela Bell, the team captain, who grinned.
>
> "We've got our new Keeper."
JOEL : We've found our "Gigi!"
> "Next," Madam Hooch said after Sailormoon had been appointed. "Is
> the position of Beater.
FRANK : [Hooch] Fair warning: One hundred points for every
"beating off" joke.
> Hufflepuff needs two new beaters, as does Gryffindor and Slytherin
> needs a reserve."
>
> Jupiter and Uranus glanced at each other and shrugged.
ALL : Eh.
> "Might as well, right?" Jupiter asked. The two kicked off and
> began, at Madam Hooch's whistle, to attack the Bludgers. Mercury
> whistled.
>
> "I don't know much about Quidditch, but they're good."
>
> "They're very good," Hermione confirmed.
JOEL : [Hermione] Of course, I know jack all about Quidditch and
like it that way, so take my praise as you will.
> "We'll have someone to look out for on the pitch during our
> Hufflepuff games."
>
> Colin Creevy began taking pictures of the Senshi on their brooms.
> As Mercury watched the young photographer, he froze suddenly.
TRACE : She saw the display on his camera. The amount of upskirts
would make an upskirt site nervous.
> His eyes went wide and he paled. She glanced at the wand tucked in
> his robes and gasped. It was turning to stone!
>
> "Rei-chan!" she yelled. Rei looked at the young Gryffindor and
> gasped too. The other students were just beginning to notice him as
> his eyes filled with an iridescent blue light and, still staring,
> he began to tip backwards. Mercury caught him and shook him. No
> avail, he had been drained.
JOSH : All that scanning, planning and whatnot, and someone gets
ganked while they're literally standing right there.
FRANK : Our heroes, folks!
> Madam Hooch quickly directed all off of the Quidditch pitch and
> into their various commonrooms. Sailormoon immediately stepped back
> out of the portrait hole.
>
> "We've got to go to Dumbledore. We'll be back," she had told the
> other frightened Gryffindors. She reached the stone gargoyle that
> guarded the entrance to Dumbledore's office and saw everyone else
> had already arrived.
MARY JO: [Mars] Yeah, we got nothing else, either.
> "We've been trying to get into the office," Mars said. "But we
> can't figure out the password."
>
> "We've tried Cockroach Clusters, Lemondrop, and Butterbeer. "
> Mercury added dejectedly. Sailormoon thought.
>
> "Have you tried
JOEL : [Usagi] "…Let us in, you twisted old goat! This is no
time for your games?"
> Fizzing Whizzbee?" she suggested.
>
> At this the stone gargoyle sprang to life and jumped aside,
> revealing a spiral staircase. Jupiter shrugged. "I think that's the
> password."
>
> The Senshi ascended the staircase, casting worried glances at each
> other.
FRANK : [Mercury] This reminding anyone else of a Scooby-Doo
episode?
> "What if Dumbledore thinks we drew the enemy here?" Sailorchibimoon
> asked softly. Mercury sighed.
>
> "Tou-chan's got proof that it was here long before we were.
TRACE : And there's no way he'd lie about that, right?
> It's increased activity may have something to do with us or may
> simply be a coincidence."
JOSH : [Mercury] Okay, I admit it - I'm totally winging it here.
> "Do you think he'll believe us?" Sailormars asked.
>
> "He has no reason not to," Uranus said, her voice serious. "As all
> the students know we'd never hurt anyone and that we have been
> investigating."
JOEL : Worst come to worst, he'll just mind rip you and see for
himself.
> She looked up at the big wooden door they'd arrived at. Seeing the
> nearly petrified faces on the inners' faces, she raised her hand to
> knock. The door opened before she could. Dumbledore was looking
> unusually grave as he sat behind his desk. He looked up and nodded
> for them to come in.
FRANK : [Dumbledore] Why does no one ever schlep up here when the
shit hasn't hit the fan?
> "So," he said softly. "A second student has been drained. How
> long," he continued. "Before you can determine what this is?"
>
> Sailormoon blinked. He was asking them?
MARY JO: [Usagi] My awe and wonder at the wizarding world fades by
the minute.
> "The Samurai Troopers are working on it as we speak, Professor,"
> she said softly.
>
> "Rest assured, if the Sailor Senshi must act on this, we will."
TRACE : [Dumbledore] Look, if the answer is "We don't know," just
say "We don't know."
> Dumbledore smiled. "I trust you, Sailor Senshi. I'll leave it to
> you for now.
JOEL : [Dumbledore] I'm lying, of course. I set Harry and his
friends on it yesterday.
> May I add," he said, as they turned to leave. "That you all had
> better hurry, especially the Gryffindors, as you all have classes
> in a few minutes."
ALL : WAH WAH WAAAAAAAH!
> Touma frowned. "Another one's been hit. I don't like this…" he
> murmured. Shin sighed.
JOSH : Think I'm gonna get whiplash from all these abrupt scene
changes.
> "What can we do? One of the girls may be targeted next!"
>
> Touma looked around at his fellow troopers, Rajura and Mamoru. He
> reached over and picked up his armour orb and grins began to spread
> out across the faces of the men.
>
> "I think it's time we gave them a helping hand."
FRANK : [Touma] If we're gonna be ineffectual, we might as well be
ineffectual up close.
> "Perhaps," Rajura said softly. "But I think there's someone else
> who may wish to help."
MARY JO: The way this fic is going, he's probably talking about
The Avengers.
> She laughed. Another bit of energy was hers. And soon, with all the
> suitable energy this area was putting out, she'd have them all.
>
> She was especially eager to meet those known as the Sailor Senshi.
> They were supposed to be filled with energy. All the more for her.
JOSH : Nearly through five chapters and we still don't know who
or what the hell that is. Nice going, story.
> Chibimoon was stretched out on the lawn staring up at the sky. She
> was turning a lot of things over and over in her mind. What was
> this enemy? How were they going to defeat it? What was Gohan-chan
> doing right now? She sat up, flushed.
JOEL : You might want mix in a "blushed" or "her cheeks colored."
We can only fight back so many toilet cracks.
> Where had that thought come from? Gohan kept popping up in her
> mind lately, and she wasn't entirely sure why.
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] It's like someone is living in my head,
telling me what to do!
> Oh, yeah, she liked him okay. But, it was nothing like any of the
> Senshi's relationships with the troopers. They were just friends.
> Weren't they?
FRANK : I think that's because *YOU'RE BOTH NINE!*
> She gasped as a shadow fell over her.
TRACE : Lamont Cranston: Slytherin!
> She whipped out her wand ready to hurl the person back when she
> saw the pale eyes, the blond hair.
JOEL : Danerys Targeryn?
> Gasping, she whirled on Draco Malfoy.
>
> "What were you thinking, sneaking up on me like that?" she
> demanded. Malfoy flushed.
TRACE : Again wit da flushing!
> "I'm sorry, Chibimoon," he said.
MARY JO: [Chibiusa] NAME, DAMMIT! Not doing yourself much favors
here!
> He was flushing quite hard. Looking around, he brought a bouquet
> of red roses from behind his back. "I thought you might like these.
> They match your eyes…"
JOSH : Only in anime could the phrase "these red roses match your
eyes" be considered a compliment.
> Chibimoon flushed. Well, this was interesting! She stood and took
> the roses.
>
> "Thanks you," she said softly. She smiled at Draco, who smiled
> back.
MARY JO: He's five seconds away from punching her and running away,
isn't he?
> "You don't see me for a few weeks and already you're looking for
> someone else??" a voice rang out behind her. She turned and gasped,
> this time in delight.
>
> "Gohan-chan!!" she yelled, dropping the roses and running to him.
FRANK : As the "Price is Right" sad horns play in Malfoy's head.
> The two embraced before Gohan threw Malfoy a quick, dangerous look
JOEL : [Gohan] I'll kill you later.
> and gave Chibimoon a very affectionate one.
>
> "What are you doing here??" Chibimoon asked. Gohan sighed.
>
> "There's trouble here." It wasn't a question. Chibimoon nodded.
>
> "Yes, there is, but how did you know to come here?"
TRACE : "No shit, Sherlock," for $1000, Alex.
> "The guys are staying in Diagon Alley now," he said. "They asked me
> to come along and knowing you were in danger, how could I not?"
JOSH : And he knew which way to go, how?
FRANK : All together, class...
ALL : "Because!"
> Chibimoon flushed even harder and smiled. "I'm glad you're here.
> But you've got to come see the Professor!"
>
> She dragged Gohan past a stunned Malfoy, who was recovering from
> his shock and picking up the roses. Malfoy cast a very evil look at
> Gohan's back. He'd had her! And this guy comes along and ruins it,
> at the moment she was his!! He was going to pay.
MARY JO: I believe this is setting up what TV Tropes calls "Mugging
The Monster."
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