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> Ch. 3
>
> Oh you might belong in Gryffindor,
FRANK : That sounds like the beginning of a really filthy
limerick.
> Where dwell the brave at heart.
>
> Their daring, nerve and chivalry
>
> Set Gryffindor apart.
TRACE : o/~ That and their intense personal stupidity! o/~
> -Part of the Sorting Hat's song, Year 1
>
> Jupiter hardly knew what to make of her situation.
JOEL : Join the club!
> She was so excited.
>
> She watched as the train streamed past fields on its way to
> Hogwarts. This was it, they were on their way!
JOEL : o/~ We're on our way to the perfect place! o/~
ALL : o/~ The perfect plaaaaace! o/~
> She nervously practised the few spells she'd learned, using her
> wand (Maple, Dragon Heartstring, 8 1/2 inches)
JOSH : Didn't care about that the first time. Care even less
now.
> to make her henshin stick float in the air using Wingardium
> Leviosa.
FRANK : [Jupiter, flatly] What fun. Whee.
> The Senshi were spread out over three compartments. The outers had
> a compartment to themselves. The four inners had one to
> themselves, and Sailormoon and Chibimoon were with Harry, Ron and
> Hermione.
MARY JO: There a week and already in their own separate cliques.
Sad, really.
> All had put on their Hogwarts robes before stepping onto Platform
> 9 3/4. Several students had timidly stopped by the Inner's
> compartment to say hello and probably to check with their own eyes
> that the Senshi were really on the train.
JOEL : [Usagi] What's a "morphimagi" and why does everyone keep
asking us if we're one?
> They hadn't seen hide nor hair of Draco Malfoy,
FRANK : And he'll keep it that way, [darkly] if he knows what's
good for him.
> but Jupiter suspected that that was because word had spread down
> the train which compartment which Senshi were in. If he was as
> interested in Chibimoon as she thought, then he would head
> straight to her compartment.
TRACE : Followed by o/~ Draco's got a girlfriend! o/~ everywhere
he went.
> Jupiter set her henshin stick back down and sighed. Mercury put
> on
> her sunglasses, prompting the other Senshi to do the same. She'd
> done this spell several times before now.
JOSH : As far as they knew. Such was the power of Meninblackus
Brainflashus.
> "Lumos!" she yelled, illuminating the tiny compartment. The senshi
> took off their sunglasses and smiled to one another.
MARY JO: Forced smiles all around!
> That was better than Mercury's first try, in which the light at
> the tip of her wand (Holly, Unicorn Hair, 10 1/4 inches)
ALL : She's LONG!
> had fizzled out. Venus decided to go next. She 'accidentally' sat
> on her sunglasses and pulled the mangled wreck from beneath her.
> She tapped them with her wand, muttering "Reparo".
>
> The glasses fixed, she put them back on and grinned.
FRANK : YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
> "I think we're getting good at this."
>
> There was a knock at the door and a round faced boy stuck his head
> in.
ALL : [A la "NOOORM!"] NEVILLE!
> "Have any of you seen Trevor?" he asked. "He's my toad. He got
> away from me again."
>
> All the Senshi shook his head.
TRACE : That sounds kinda kinky.
JOEL : [Neville] Is this how you greet people in Japan?
> Mars smiled kindly.
MARY JO: I suppose they have special needs students everywhere.
> "Why don't you try a summoning spell?"
JOEL : {Neville] Because it would probably fail horribly?
> The boy's face lit up. "Yeah, I could!" He pulled out his wand and
> rolled up his sleeves.
JOSH : Unfortunately, in his enthusiasm, he summoned Meteor and
destroyed England..
> "Accio Trevor!" he said. In a few moments, he heard a croak behind
> him and he turned as his bewildered toad floated down the hallway
> of the train.
TRACE : [Trevor] Why? Why? I was free, damn you! Free! Ribbit!
> He took him out of the air and turned gratefully to Sailormars.
>
> "Thanks! I'm Neville Longbottom, by the way!"
JOEL : [Neville] Thank you for not laughing!
> He stepped into the compartment and shook each of the Senshi's
> hands. He backed out nervously.
>
> "I'd better get back to my own compartment."
>
> "Yes, Longbottom, go," a cold voice drawled. "You're blocking our
> way."
JOSH : Incoming ferret boy...
> Sailormars' eyes narrowed. She recognised the voice. Neville
> whimpered
ALL : [make whimpering puppy noises]
> and backed back into the Senshi's compartment. He tripped and fell
> backwards onto the floor. As the Senshi hastened to help them up,
JOEL : [Neville] Thank you for not laughing, again!
> they all looked up in hatred at Draco Malfoy, who now possessed
> none of the charm and kindness he had put on to Chibimoon. He
> sneered at Neville.
MARY JO: [Draco] I'll still be hotter than you in the last movie.
> "Squib. Come on Crabbe. Come on, Goyle." He snorted and left them.
>
> "I am really beginning to not like him," Jupiter said. Neville
> sighed and stood.
FRANK : He bugs me! That guy really bugs me!
> "He's always like that...thanks again for helping with Trevor."
>
> "Anytime, Neville," Mars said, smiling. "By the way, what house is
> Draco in?"
TRACE : [Neville] Waffle. I'm in International Pancakes.
> "Oh, Malfoy?" Neville said. "He's in Slytherin. I'm in
> Gryffindor." He smiled and almost tripped as he waved goodbye and
> headed down the train. Venus glanced around.
>
> "I guess we know what house to try to avoid, then."
JOSH : And guess who punched a one-way ticket to the Snake Den?
> "Firs' years an' Senshi this way!" Boomed Hagrid's voice. "Oy!
> Chibimoon, y' alrigh' there?"
>
> "I'm fine," Chibimoon called out as she had tripped and fell on
> the platform.
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] I have an actual name, you know!
> Draco smiled warmly at Chibimoon.
JOEL : That just seems wrong somehow!
JOSH : Draco smiling warmly or Draco smiling warmly at someone
who can't be older than twelve?
JOEL : Yes.
> "I'll see you at the feast after you're sorted. Hope to see you in
> Slytherin," and with that he walked away.
MARY JO: Anybody else need a shower?
> Hagrid led them to the lake, and across it. The lake was placid as
> could be, and the many turrets and towers of Hogwarts sparkled in
> the moonlight. Sailormoon looked up at her home.
>
> "Kami-sama," she said softly. "Guide us here."
FRANK : [God] No. You should've stayed in Japan.
> When the Senshi were led into the Great Hall with the first years,
> they joined the collective gasp that went up from the nervous new
> students. It was so beautiful!! And the people...
TRACE : Were the opposite of beautiful.
> Mercury recognised Harry at his table and smiled to him. Harry
> waved back. The sorting began.
>
> "Aldridge, Justin!"
>
> A red headed boy stepped out of line and sat on the stool, placing
> the hat on his head.
JOEL : [Sorting Hat] SQUIB!
FRANK : [Justin] Wait... What?
MARY JO: [McGonogall] Bloody hell! Albus, The Hat is drunk again!
> "Ravenclaw!" the hat yelled. The sorting went on, until Professor
> McGonagall reached "Chibimoon!"
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] MY NAME IS "USAGI," DAMMIT! "Chibiusa" if you
must! Hell, I'd take "Rini" at this point!
> Chibimoon gulped nervously and moved to the Sorting Hat. She let
> the hat slip over her head and waited.
>
> "Hmmm..." a small voice said in her ear.
JOSH : [Chibimoon] AAAAH! DEMON!
> "You've got ambitions, no doubt about that. But a stout heart, oh
> yes. You've done many courageous things. No need to do more,
> you'll be in Gryffindor!" She heard the hat shout out her house to
> the Hall and the Gryffindor table erupted in cheers.
JOEL : And the crowd goes wild.
ALL : [deadpan] Yaaay.
> She glanced over at the Slytherin table and saw Malfoy's downcast
> face. Then one of his friends whispered something to him and he
> brightened again.
TRACE : [Draco] That's her mom? Seriously? Well, hel-looo
cougar!
MARY JO: [Usagi] Dammit!
> She sorting continued, the next Senshi to be sorted was:
>
> "Jupiter!"
>
> Jupiter flushed and sat on the chair, slipping on the hat.
FRANK : Guess someone forgot to courtesy flush.
> "No doubt about you," the voice said to her. "You're loyal and
> tough. So, for these traits, you belong in Hufflepuff!" the hat
> shouted. The Hufflepuff table cheered wildly as Jupiter joined
> their table.
JOEL : And the crowd goes wild.
ALL : [deadpan] Yaaay.
MARY JO: [Jupiter] Great. I've joined Team "And The Rest."
> Chibimoon gave her a thumbs up sign.
TRACE : [Chibimoon] Better you than me!
> A few more names, and
>
> "Mars" was called. Mars walked to the stool and tried on the hat.
>
> "Oh my..." the hat said. "So many things to consider. You're
> brave, no doubt about that. Loyal you are, yes yes. Clever, most
> definitely. And ambitious, oh yes. It does matter, though, what
> house you're in. So, my ambitious senshi, you're going to be in
> Slytherin!"
JOSH : Well, missed that one.
> Sailormars was stunned.
TRACE : [Mars] Dammit... So many "Rei is Voldemort's daughter"
fics coming...
> She pulled off the hat and walked numbly to the Slytherin table,
> not noticing the wild cheers and high fives the Slytherins were
> giving each other, congratulating themselves on having a Senshi in
> their house.
JOEL : [quickly] And the crowd goes wild.
ALL : [deadpan] Yay.
> Next, was
>
> Mercury, now quite nervous, put the hat on.
FRANK : Yeah, yeah - Ravenclaw. Move along, please.
> "You're, I can tell, scared by what you saw," the hat said. "But
> never fear, you belong in Ravenclaw!"
MARY JO: [deadpan] The smart one goes to Ravenclaw. I never saw.
That coming.
> Mercury let out a sigh of relief and joined the Ravenclaws.
>
> Next, "Moon!"
JOSH : Well, okay. If you insists. [Stands up and goes for his
belt]
JOEL : Sit down, Josh.
> A sudden hush fell on the Great Hall as Sailormoon stepped forward
> to try on the hat. Grateful she didn't trip, she put the hat on.
>
> "Don't wish to end up in Slytherin with Mars, eh?" it asked her.
> "It's alright. I know what house you're for. You, Sailormoon,
> belong in
ALL : SPARKLYPOO!
> Gryffindor!"
ALL : Aww.
FRANK : Shocking! Shocking, I say!
> The Gryffindor table erupted in whoops and hollers as Sailormoon
> joined them. She was so busy hugging Harry, Ron and Hermione that
> she didn't notice the rather dark look Sailormars was giving her.
MARY JO: And the Evil!Mars fics gain momentum.
> A few more people, and it was "Neptune!"
>
> Sailorneptune stepped forward with the gracefulness of any
> princess and tried on the hat.
>
> "The soul of a poet you have," the hat said to her. "You know your
> mission, you do what you must. So, Ms. Neptune, you'll be in
> Hufflepuff!"
TRACE : Translation: "I can't put 'em all in Gryffindor, only
Mercury is smart enough for Ravenclaw and I had to put somebody in
Slytherin. Everybody else? Meh. Hufflepuff."
> The next Senshi was "Pluto!"
>
> Sailorpluto walked forward and sat on the stool. A few moments
> later, it yelled "Hufflepuff!" to the assembled school.
TRACE : My point exactly.
> Uranus was next.
>
> "It would be cruel, I think, to separate you from Neptune. You
> care for her,
FRANK : Like "cousins" care for each other.
ALL : "Cousins."
> in her alone you trust. For these reasons, I'll put you in
> Hufflepuff!"
JOEL : And the crowd blah blah blah.
ALL : [deadpan] Blaaah.
> Finally, it was "Venus!"
>
> "A loving heart you have, after the goddess you're named for. So,
> Sailorvenus, get ready for Gryffindor!"
JOSH : Isn't love more a Hufflepuff trait?
TRACE : At this point, narrative logic is curled in the fetal
position under a table.
> Venus nearly ran over to Gryffindor. She hugged Sailormoon and
> Chibimoon.
>
> "Oh, wow!" she said excitedly. "We're in the same house!"
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] But what about our six other teammates?
FRANK : [Venus] Screw them! Gryffindor forever!
> "Yeah, but Rei-chan is over there alone," Moon said, glancing at
> the Slytherin table. "I feel sorry for her."
JOEL : [Mercury] I'm by myself, too!
JOSH : [Moon] Quiet, you!
> "Less talk, more eat." Ron said. Dumbledore was indeed now giving
> a speech.
TRACE : [Dumbledore] Blah blah foreshadowing... Blah blah blah
plot point... Blah blah blah veiled words of encouragement to
Harry...
> "-and some of our older students would be well advised to remember
> that it is against the rules to be roaming the castle at night,"
> he finished, his blue eyes flicking towards Harry and his friends.
TRACE : Code for "Keep up the good work."
> "And now," Dumbledore said jovially. "Let's eat!"
>
> Sailormoon had, for once, eaten her fill.
JOEL : Too bad she ate her fill of British food.
JOSH : Oooh, burn!
> Now, very sleepy,
ALL : ...She could barely keep awake!
> she settled into the bed fitted into the Sixth Year Gryffindor
> Girls' dormitory for her. Venus and Chibimoon were already asleep.
> Her trunk had already been brought up and it hadn't taken her long
> to get ready for bed, changing into her favourite pink pyjamas
> that she'd brought with her. Now, her hair out and brushed, she
> finally fell asleep.
FRANK : That was some riveting stuff right there.
> The next morning a jubilant Sailormoon joined the Gryffindors for
> breakfast.
>
> "What have we got today?" She asked. Hermione smiled.
>
> "Transfiguration with the Slytherins. So you'll get to see
> Sailormars today."
>
> "Good," she said. "I hope Rei-chan had an enjoyable evening. I
> know I had fun."
MARY JO: [Usagi] Hair brushing, man! WOOOO!
> "Yeah," Venus said, sitting down next to her and smirking. "It's
> hard to sleep when the person next to you keeps murmuring
> 'Mamo-chan.....Mamo-chan' in their sleep." Sailormoon flushed.
FRANK : That would explain the good mood she was in.
> "I didn't! Did I?"
>
> "You and Chibimoon both.
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] NAME, DAMMIT!
> Though I'm sure I heard 'Gohan-chan' in there as well." Sailormoon
> smirked.
JOEL : We are getting into a whole weird area here.
> "They'll be married soon, you know."
TRACE : Gohan and Chibimoon or "Mamo-chan" and Chibimoon? Because
if I'm recalling my half-watched Sailor Moon correctly... Isn't
Mamoru sort of her dad.
JOSH : I think we can cover that with a blanket "Anime is weird"
and move on.
> Chibimoon came in at that moment, looking bright. She gazed up at
> the ceiling of the Great Hall. It looked as if the Great Hall
> opened up to the sky.
>
> "It's bewitched to look like the sky outside," Harry told her when
> he saw her staring. "It's better than the evening news if you want
> to know what the weather's like outside."
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] So it's a fancy skylight?
JOEL : [Harry] Well, yes. But it's magic, so it's better.
MARY JO: [Chibimoon] But...
JOEL : [Harry] MAGIC!
> The ceiling showed the sky outside to be a clear pristine blue.
> Chibiusa sat down at her table and smiled.
>
> "We'd better hurry up, we're going to be late!"
>
> Chibimoon was quite dismayed when Malfoy took great pains to sit
> next to her-even to the point of isolating himself as the only
> Slytherin in a sea of Gryffindors.
FRANK : And I'm *sure* his housemates won't give him shit for
that.
> Fortunately for him, Professor McGonagall's classroom was not a
> place to instigate house wars and all behaved.
>
> That day, they were to begin turning their chairs into cats. As
> the rest of the class started, Professor McGonagall walked over to
> the Senshi.
>
> "Are you sure you'd like to start at this advanced level? I can
> certainly start you off on something easy-"
MARY JO: [McGonagall] For that matter, why the hell did we give you
the choice?
> "Professor," Sailorvenus said softly. "With all due respect, we do
> have a type of magic of our own. I think we'll be able to manage."
TRACE : Which is like saying you're a figure skater, so short
track racing should be no problem for you.
> Professor McGonagall gave a rare smile. "As you wish."
MARY JO: [McGonagall] I'll have the healers on standby.
> An hour later, Sailormoon walked out cuddling a pretty silver cat.
> Sailorvenus walked out behind her, nuzzling a small cat with a
> wood pattern. Chibimoon walked out, looking a little dejected as
> she held out a small furry wooden chair that was purring.
> Sailormars was admiring her own black cat with wood print eyes.
> Sailormoon smiled.
JOEL : [Usagi] Life sure is easy when you're the main characters!
> "I think I'll keep her, and let her be a companion to Luna when we
> get back."
>
> "Yeah," Chibimoon giggled. "And when Luna's least expecting it,
> she comes into the room and sees a chair on her favourite pillow!"
FRANK : Come to think of it, why aren't the cats with them on this
trip? It's not like you couldn't bring animals.
JOSH : Same reason Sailor Saturn isn't with them: "Because."
> Everyone laughed at this. Malfoy sidled up next to Chibimoon,
> hastily stuffing his miniature chair with ears, whiskers and a
> tail into his bag.
>
> "Would you like to meet at lunch? Perhaps we could go over our
> transfiguration notes there."
MARY JO: This would be cute if it weren't sad and kinda creepy.
> "That's what libraries are for," Ron said, coming up on the other
> side of Chibimoon. Malfoy sneered.
>
> "What would you know about libraries, Weasley, you couldn't afford
> a library card."
TRACE : [Ron] You have no idea what a library card even is, do
you?
JOEL : [Malfoy] ...Shut up.
> Chibiusa frowned. Boy, Malfoy had sure shown his true colours
> quickly. If she had any say in it, she'd "accidentally" Pink Sugar
> Heart Attack him. Just to annoy him. Or maybe she'd launch into
> that "Sanji no Yosei" song she'd been subjected to while she was
> being kidnapped by Badianyu. She giggled at the possibilities.
MARY JO: Or you could just dispense with the fancy stuff and knee
him in the groin.
> She turned to Hermione, who was too busy admiring her orange tabby
> to notice anything else.
>
> "What class do we have next?"
>
> Hermione consulted her schedule. "Flying with the Ravenclaws."
>
> "Then let's go!" Sailormoon said, breaking into a run. "I want to
> show Mercury-chan my new little neko. Hey, that's what I'll name
> her. Neko-chan!!"
TRACE : "Neko-chan;" the Japanese equivalent to naming your cat
"Kitty."
> "A quick review of the basics, for the benefit of our newer
> students," Madam Hooch said. She went over the basics while the
> students waited in line, waiting to mount the brooms.
>
> "Now, everyone hold you hand over your broom and say 'Up!'"
>
> "Up!" Everyone chorused. Everyone's brooms jumped into their
> hands. Madam Hooch quickly showed the Senshi how to mount and the
> correct grips before sending them all soaring off into the air.
>
> Sailormoon was exhilarated. This was wonderful! Better than a hot
> fudge sundae! Better than that Knickerbocker Glory she'd had in
> Diagon Alley! She was in heaven.
JOEL : Um… Can’t Sailor Moon actually fly?
FRANK : Well, she has to power up to Eternal Sailor Moon to fly,
but, yeah. And yes, I know that much about Sailor Moon. Whatcha
gonna do about it?
> As Harry watched Sailormoon weave in between the various brooms in
> the air, he could tell that she, like he, had a natural talent for
> flying. Venus seemed to be doing fairly well as well, and
> Chibimoon was making sure she stayed close to the ground.
>
> Sailormercury, however, was having a lot of difficulty. From the
> start, her kick-off hadn't been good and now she was struggling
> with the broom.
MARY JO: I see she's from the Granny Weatherwax school of broom
flying.
> Madam Hooch flew over to her.
>
> "You need help, Sailormercury?"
>
> "N-no," she answered just as her broom veered off to the right.
> She fought it back on course.
JOSH : [Mercury] OH SHIT I WAS SO WRONG *HAAAAAALP!*
> "I-I'm fin-shimatta!" she finished in Japanese as the broom took
> off at breakneck speed towards the ground. She had to slow herself
> down!
TRACE : Technically, hitting the ground will do that quite
efficiently.
> "Shabon Spray!" she yelled, making the area around her into a
> dense fog. The bubbles began to cushion the broom and her speed
> began to slow. She hit the ground with a slight thump and rolled
> to a stop. Sailors Moon, Venus and Chibimoon all landed next to
> her.
MARY JO: Let the mocking begin!
> "Are you alright?" Venus asked her in Japanese, worry seeping into
> her voice.
>
> "Daijoubu," Mercury said. "But I just realised
FRANK : [Mercury] ...Wingsuits have more safety features than
these things.
> I don't like flying brooms."
>
> Chibimoon giggled. "Don't worry. We won't mention this incident to
> Touma...much."
JOEL : [Mercury] You're sending him video as we speak, aren't
you?
JOSH : [Venus] Oh, hell yeah!
> "So you're not a whiz at everything, Ami-chan," Jupiter said,
> smiling. The Senshi were all in the Great Hall, but they were off
> to themselves talking in Japanese. "I didn't expect you to be able
> to do everything the first day."
TRACE : While the regular students gawked at them like a sideshow.
> "How were your classes?" Venus asked. Jupiter made a face.
>
> "Oh gods, that potions teacher! Let me tell you, Queen Beryl had
> nothing on him. He's rude, sarcastic, and totally biased."
MARY JO: [Jupiter] Yet strangely attractive...
> Mercury nodded. "He is, it's horrible. He nearly reduced one
> Hufflepuff girl to tears when her potion didn't turn the right
> colour."
>
> Venus frowned. "What's a monster like that doing teaching here?"
JOSH : Being a plot device.
> "I don't know," Pluto said softly. "But watch out for him. I hear
> he has it in especially for Gryffindors."
>
> "Then that's no problem for me then, now is it?" Mars asked
> smugly.
FRANK : I'm sure he could make an exception for hating you as
well.
> "Is he the head of the Slytherin house?" Sailormoon asked
> suspiciously. When the Outers, Mercury and Jupiter nodded, she
> sighed.
>
> "Harry warned me about him. He's got a personal vendetta against
> Harry too, but I was told he always favours the Slytherins."
>
> "Then we'd better watch out," Chibimoon said softly.
TRACE : THRILL! as our heroines GOSSIP!
> She laughed softly. Humans were such fools.
JOEL : Scene change? What scene change?
> As she continued to watch the energy in her crystal rise, she
> couldn't help but marvel at the naivete of humans, these witches
> and wizards. Very soon now she'd be strong enough to begin an all
> out assault on the Earth, making it hers.
>
> No one would stop her
JOSH : And right the hell out of nowhere: Plot!
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