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MiSTing: Digidefenders Episode 4 [2/3] [message #409168] Sun, 20 June 2021 00:02
Anonymous
Karma:
Originally posted by: JMShearer

[All return to theater]

>

HENRY: I just hope I can forget the Tortomon whiz scene soon.
CALUMON: I'm sure you will.

> Eli and Sanjara refilled their buckets with water and were now heading back to
> the village. Suddenly three shapes appeared in front of them. Gradually, >these
shapes took on substance.

JESSE: Looks like they landed in the village's old latrine area.

> One looked like a large furry monkey with a bone-shaped club. >Another looked
like a strange hybrid between a horse and a man. It had a >singular eye and
purple blotches that looked like armor.

HENRY: A cycloptor?

> A strange weapon was on his right hand. The >third was strange. It looked like
a Hershey Kiss with arms, legs, a black head >band and a sword strapped to its
back.

TERRIERMON: The goofier they look the stronger they are...

>
> "What happened to us?" The monkey asked.
>
> "I'm not sure, Apemon," the horse-man said. "Somebody must've entrapped us
> within this forest."
>
> "We'll have to destroy it to escape," the small one said.
>
> "Mega Bone Stick!"

JESSE: Please don't tell me that's a *real* game attack!
HENRY: I'm affraid it is.

>
> "Solar Ray!"

JESSE:[imitates the sound effect for the deflector beam in Star Trek:
Generations]

>
> "Ninja Knife Throwing!" The three began destroying the forest.
>
> "They're destroying the forest, we have to stop them," Sanjara said.

HENRY: She sure has a good grasp of the obvious.
CALUMON: Yeah.

>
> {Yes, but how can I stop them without revealing my identity as a Digidefender?}

JESSE: You don't.

>
> "Solar Ray!"
>
> "Look out!" Eli threw himself on Sanjara and their combined weight pushed them
> to the ground just under the energy attack sent out by the horse-man.
>
> Jorge and Mari ran through the woods towards the sounds of the explosions.
>
> "There's' Eli!" Jorge spotted.
>

JESSE:[Jorge] If that's how he reacts to stress, maybe he shouldn't be on the
team...

> "And the Digimon too," Mari said.

TERRIERMON: What, she thought that Eli was blowing things up?

> "Great, let's trash them!"
>
> "Wait, let's find out who they are and then trash them."
>
> "Oh fine," Mari mumbled.
>
> ------------------Digimon----------------------------------- ---Database-----
> ---------------
>
> Name: Apemon
> Level: Champion
> Type: Animal Digimon

JESSE:[sarcastically] No! I thought *Apemon* would be Vegitable or Mineral!

> Attribute: Vaccine
> Attack: Mega Bone Stick, Metallic Fur
>
> Jorge: Apemon, he's one of the stronger of the champion Digimon. He's an
> expert at wielding that mega bone stick of his and his fur is pretty hard to
> penetrate.

HENRY: I thought this was supposed to have a PG rating on it.

>
>
>
> Name: Centarumon
> Level: Champion
> Type: Beast Man Digimon
> Attribute: Data
> Attack: Solar Ray, Jet Gallop
>
> Mari: Centarumon, half man and half horse. He uses his legs to increase his
> speed.
>

JESSE:[round monster from "Monsters, Inc."] It makes up for his having *one
eye*!

>
>
> Name: Ninjamon
> Level: Champion
> Type: Mutant Digimon
> Attribute: Vaccine
> Attack: Ninja Knife Throwing, Ninja Hopping
>
> Jorge: And the small one's Ninjamon. He's an expert at hand-to-hand combat. >No
Digimon has been known to survive his attacks.

HENRY: Especially at fondue parties.

>
> ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------
> ---------------
>
> "That's strange," Jorge said. "Other than the fact that they're all Champions,
> there's no commonality between the three.

JESSE: Well, at least that tells us they're not Taelons.

> How could the three of them converge here."
>
> "Oh, I know a commonality.

JESSE:[EFC's Boone] The Taelon Commonality.
TERRIERMON: OK, lay off on that for awhile.

> All three of them are toast once we get through with >them." Jorge nodded.
>
> "Gotsumon!"
>
> "Floramon!"
>
> "DIGIMERGE!" Both of them cried. The Digimon were animated from their card
> states.

HENRY: Well, it would be hard for them to be live action from their card states.

>
> "We have to keep them away from Eli and his friend," Jorge explained.

JESSE: No duh!

>
> "So let's give them a more tempting target. Digi-Download Boarmon Data!"
> Floramon's hands glowed as Boarmon's fire powers were given to her.

JESSE: Eventually, that little feature's gonna get too hard to keep track of.
TERRIERMON: That's why we don't do it.

>
> Jorge pressed the button on the side of his D-4. "Gotsumon, digivolve!"
>
> DIGIVOLUTION
>
> "Gotsumon, digivolve to... Monochromon!" Floramon leaped onto Monochromon as
> they charged into battle.
>
> "Floramon can handle Ninjamon," Jorge said. "Monochromon will take on
> Centarumon and Apemon."
>
> "Floramon can handle all three of them but if you want some action, then that's
> fine with me."

JESSE: D'oh!
HENRY: Not the best way to put that...

>
> "Ninja Hopping!"

JESSE:[Worms 2 hopping noises]

>
> "Jet Gallop!" Ninjamon leaped onto Centarumon's back and Centarumon charged
> forward. Floramon and Ninjamon leaped off of their traveling Digimon and flew
> straight at each other.
>
> "Boarmon Fire Blast!"
>
> "Ninja Knife Throwing!" The two attacks met each other head on and neutralized
> each other. Ninjamon practically flew over Floramon and tackled her to the
> ground. He took out his sword.

HENRY: Gotta stick to that PG rating.

>
> "Rain of Pollen!" Floramon switched back to her normal attack and sent
> Ninjamon wretching.
>
> "Volcanic Strike!"
>
> "Solar Ray!" Those attacks collided and blew everyone back. Centarumon and
> Monochromon head-butted each other in a stand-off.

JESSE: And a Busta Rhymes video starts.

>
> Mari looked over at Eli. "Hey, lover boy, sometime this century!"
>
> "Eli, you know these people? Tell me what's going on."
>
> Eli shook his head. "I... never seen this before in my life."
>
> "Eli, we need your help," Jorge pleaded.
>
> "Eli, they know your name. So you must know them. Why won't you tell me >what's
going on?"
>
> "I... I."

JESSE:[Eli] I'll explain later, OK?

>
> "Eli, I thought we were friends! I thought we could tell each other anything!
> Why won't you tell me what's going on?"

HENRY:[Eli] There's a raging battle going on around us, we're pinned down by
enemy fire, and I'm scared out of my hide. Shall I explain further?

>
> Ninjamon wrestled on the ground with Floramon. He looked up and saw Eli and
> Sanjara. "Apemon, those kids! I think they're the ones who dragged us here.
> Get them!"
>
> "Right. Mega Bone Stick!'

JESSE: I'm going to be laughing at that for a long time, even if it *is* a game
attack.

> Apemon swung his club. Eli quickly pushed Sanjara out of >the way then dove
for cover himself. Apemon turned towards Eli and swung his >club. Eli dove out
of the way again.
>
> "Eli won't digimerge Hagurumon," Jorge said.

TERRIERMON: Well, how easy was it for Jorge the first time?

>
> "And they call me stubborn," Mari commented as she watched Ninjamon kick
> Floramon into the air. She pressed her digivolving button. "Floramon,
> digivolve!"
>
> DIGIVOLUTION
>
> "Floramon, digivolve to... Kiwimon!" Kiwimon landed on a tree branch. "Pummel
> Peck!" The darts were deflected by Ninjamon's sword.
>
> "Slamming Attack!"
>
> "Jet Gallop!"
>
> Centarumon sailed over Monochromon's tackle and Jorge saw his chance.
>
> "Monochromon, aim a volcanic strike attack at his underside! That's where he's
> the weakest!"

JESSE: Yep, right in the location.
HENRY: That would hurt.

>
> Rolling over onto his back, Monochromon cried out "Volcanic Strike!" The blast
> was right on target and Centarumon was defeated.

HENRY: I would think so, after taking a power attack right in the weak spot.

>
> Eli watched all this with fear. If he revealed Hagurumon now, Sanjara would
> get scared and run away. She would never trust him again. But Jorge and >Marisa
were in trouble. Suddenly Eli knew what he had to do. Lives were at >stake, and
Eli wasn't about to let the other Digidefenders down. Even if that >meant
risking Sanjara's friendship.

HENRY: Which is a risk he should have taken right away, really.

>
> "Hagurumon, digimerge!" Slicing his card through a slot in his D-4, the card
> bulged as it changed shape. Soon, a strange creature could be shown in the
> air. He was basically a large brass gear with a face and two smaller black
> gears attached to him.

JESSE: Oh good. Just what we need. A character with Season One abilities.
TERRIERMON: At least it's a cool ability.

>
> ------------------Digimon----------------------------------- ---Database--------
> ---------------
>
> Name: Hagurumon
> Level: Rookie
> Type: Machine Digimon

HENRY: He'll probably even sound like the Borg.

> Attribute: Virus
> Attack: Darkness Gear, Drag

JESSE: I do hope it's not *that* kind of drag...

>
> Apemon: Hagurumon is a small mechanical Digimon with the ability to control his
> opponents with his Darkness Gear attack. But he doesn't know that yet. And >I'm
not about to tell him.
>

HENRY: Apemon has half and ounce of brains

> ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------
> ----------------
>
> Sanjara couldn't believe it. Hagurumon looked exactly like the statue that Eli
> was praying to that one night.

TERRIERMON: Well, there's a coincidence.

> It was also the same Eli was pulled from Africa to become a >Digidefender.

JESSE: OK, who else thinks a word got omitted from that sentence?

> Apemon swung his club but Hagurumon dodged. Apemon kept on >swinging and
Hagurumon kept dodging.
>

JESSE: Break time.

[Lobby. HENRY, TERRIERMON and JESSE are at the concessions counter]
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