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paramaline:

ranger-nova:

I rewatched “Signs and Portents” today. It’s a great episode, though I admit I didn’t pay much attention to the main plot - the Raider storyline - because I was too busy squeeing over Londo, G’Kar, and Morden. XD I also did a fair bit of mental yelling at Londo for answering Morden’s question. You played right into the smarmy little snake’s hands, Londo. ;_;

I couldn’t resist taking a few screencaps, mostly of Morden looking creepy and Londo looking annoyed. Y’know, Londo’s adorable when he’s annoyed. 8D

The only right way to watch this episode is to continuously shriek “LONDO NO WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOK AT YOUR LIFE LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES” at the screen.

He’s a stupid bitch!

This is Londo Mollari. He is about to unwittingly make a deal with the forces of darkness that will lead to a massive genocidal war, the enslavement of his planet, and his own imprisonment by a brain parasite.

This could have all been avoided if he had a sassy Narn friend.

*G’Kar appears in a hot pink scarf. It is definitely his color.*

G’Kar: Mollari, what what WHAT are you doing?!

Londo: Gah! G’Kar, what are you…?

G’Kar: Don’t answer that. You were about to unwittingly make a deal with the forces of darkness that will lead to a massive genocidal war, the enslavement of your planet, and your own imprisonment by a brain parasite.

Londo: Have you lost your mind? How would you even know… Wait, alien brain parasite you say?

G’Kar: Look at your life, look at your choices. 

Londo: I think I just made my life and choices quite clear to that annoying Morden fellow. Now go back to the alien brain parasite thing. 

G’Kar: You don’t like the Narns so you join forces with Refa? REFA??

Londo: True, Refa is a bit…

G’Kar: And look at this guy with his poofy hair, do you really trust HIM to give you what you want? I’ve seen sharks with better intentions!

*Morden scampers away*

G’Kar: Think of Adira, would she want you to start a genocidal war?

Londo: No, but…

G’Kar: Did she sleep with you anyway?

Londo: (with a small, silly grin) Well…

G’Kar: YOU BIG SLUT, GOOD FOR YOU! Now lets get you on a shuttle to go visit Adira while Kosh takes care of the used car salesman. Bring her flowers, compliment her on her life and get laid. You deserve it.

Londo: But…

G’Kar: Alien. Brain. Parasite.

Londo: Ah, yes. Very well. Vir, make the arrangements!

Oh

My

God

This is the best thing on the internet

And so G’kar the Sassy Narn fixed everything. And then he made Swedish meatballs. And had a threeway with a couple of lasses he just met in the Dark Star. The end.