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[MSTing] Unbreak My Spark - Part 3 [message #19091] Thu, 04 October 2012 23:52
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> Chapter 4: Optimus Prime.

>

> When Roxanne, Will and Ironhide got to the base in Diego Garcia

> Roxanne saw it was in a shambles. She looked to Will and he

> shrugged.


MIKE: [Will] Yeah, I don't know why we're here, either.

> "We're in the process of being moved" he said.

>

> Roxanne lifted an eyebrow.

>

> "Oh yea...where to?" She asked.


BILL: Will, buddy; "Need to know." "Classified informantion." Any
of those ringing a bell?

> Will tapped his nose and took her into the base.


KEVIN: [dismayed] That was a signal for sex, wasn't it?

> She had to weave around many things and finally got to a blue

> Peterbilt truck with red flames.


MIKE: [Roxie] Huh... I was expecting a red-and-white Kenworth.

> "I'm likin' the decals" Roxanne said.

>

> Will smiled and walked up to her, he then tapped the Peterbilt on

> the hood and it began to transform.


BILL: Optimus must've gotten stuck in truck mode again.

> Roxanne looked up and watched the Peterbilt split apart and put

> itself back together in the form of a robotic organism much taller

> than Ironhide.


KEVIN: [Roxie] I guess now I find out if I can still wet myself.

> "Wow, un, feelin' a wee intimidated here" Roxanne said.


ALL: Ya' think?

> Optimus finished transforming and came down to Will's and Roxanne's

> level.


MIKE: That makes it sound like he transformed, then shrank.

> Will stepped forward.

>

> "Optimus...this is Roxanne. She's been my friend for...well, since

> I can remember really. Umm, I think she'll be useful in the rest of

> the war" he said.


BILL: [Will] Still working on the "how", but it'll come to me!

> The big mech looked from Will to the 'human' female with him.

>

> "You are the human femme Ironhide informed me of?" He asked.


KEVIN: "He asked," as he armed every weapon he had.

> Roxanne nodded, not bothering to tell him she wasn't human. Optimus

> nodded too.


MIKE: [Optimus] Yeah, the "not breathing", "no heartbeat" and "no
body temp" gave that away. You're either a vampire or the world's
most intact zombie.

> "My name is Optimus Prime, we are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from

> the planet Cybertron...however, the humans here call us Autobots...


BILL: [Optimus] Of course, if paid any sort of attention to your news
sources, you'd already know this.

> This is Ratchet, our medical officer, Mirage our spy, WheelJack our

> engineer and scientist,


KEVIN: Which is totally the same thing.
MIKE: I suppose when you're millions of years old, it can be.

> Bumblebee, our scout and you already know Ironhide, our weapons

> specialist" he said.

>

> Roxanne nodded and said 'hello' to all of them, before looking to

> Will.


BILL: [Roxie] How did three other giant robots manage to sneak up on
us like that?
MIKE: [Will] Eh. You get used to it.

> "A'right Will...I'm feelin' a wee bit intimidated here, an' I'be

> beginnin' teh get hungry" she said.

>

> Will's eyes opened wide and then he remembered.

>

> "We have some food rations if you want them" he said.

>

> Roxanne shook her head.

>

> "I've been through both the wars Will, I think I've 'ad enough o'

> rations" she said.


BILL: Yes, because in the three centuries she's been alive, there's
only been TWO wars - ANYWHERE, EVER.

> Will nodded.

>

> "You want some...?" He asked.

>

> Roxanne nodded.

>

> "Where can I get some?" She asked.


MIKE: For those coming in late (or more likely, completely forgot)
Roxanne is a vampire and they're talking about blood, not heroin.
BILL: Or sex.
MIKE: Or sex.
KEVIN: And, yet again, we must point out that the druid gypsy woman's
"gift" of being able to eat normally? Thus far - completely useless!

> Will swallowed and apologised to Optimus before taking her outside

> and pulling down his collar. Roxanne shook her head and walked off,

> her eyes flashing golden.


BILL: [Roxie] Mmm... Home cookin'!

> "How dare ye" she said.

>

> Will was confused.


MIKE: He ain't the only one.

> "What do you mean?" He asked.

>

> Roxanne turned on him and pressed him against the wall of the

> hangar.


BILL: [Will] Aw, dammit! You were talking about sex, weren't you?

> "I...will...not...drink...from...yeh" she said.

>

> She then walked off.


KEVIN: [Will] So... what? Were you expecting me to serve up one of
the base staff? "Hi, this is my vampire BFF. Mind if she snacks on
your jugular? What a pal!"

> "None of the others will let you Roxie...and there're no humans for

> a few miles, you'd be starved by the time you found one...and you

> know what'll happen if you're starving" he said.


MIKE: [Will] You'll go all Angelus and one of the several large mind-
blowingly armed robots will have to... You know what? Let's run
with your plan!
BILL: This isn't something you guys factored in when you flew off to
the middle of the freaking Indian Ocean?
KEVIN: Once again for the record: Deep. Personal. Stupidity.

> Roxanne looked back at him and growled, before turning and walking

> off.


MIKE: [Roxie] How dare that jerk try and be considerate! The nerve!

> ******TF******

>

> A few hours later


BILL:...The base was still in chaos after Roxie's hunger-induced
rampage.

> Roxanne was beginning to feel even more hungry now. So hungry, that

> her eyes were beginning to change colour, from her beautiful blue,

> to the golden/brown they did when she was hungry. As she walked by

> humans, her nostrils flared and she could see the veins beneath

> their skin, her jaw began to ache as her fangs slipped into place,

> but she shook her head.


KEVIN: [Roxie] Damn things keep slippin' out of allingment. Gonna
have to hit the dentis and have my fangs rotated.

> 'I'm not a monster...I will not feed mercilessly on humans...I must

> not let my hunger rule me, I do that, things get messy' she

> thought.


MIKE: Messy for about as long as it takes for an Autobot to find and
crush you, anyway.

> Then she felt a presence in front of her, she looked up to see

> Will.

>

> "Go away William...you're in terrible danger bein' here" she said.


BILL: [Will] Don't worry; you can't hurt me. I'm in the other two
movies.
MIKE: For those of you for whom this isn't exactly clear...
KEVIN: Probably most of you.
MIKE: Probably most of you: Will is actually Captian Will Lennox,
the hunky lead soldier from the movies. And this story takes place
sometime between the original Michael Bay movie and Revenge of the
Fallen. Why are we just mentioning this now? Because up to now, it
wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference as to what we said.
BILL: And now you know... The Rest of The Story.

> She got up, on shaky legs and stumbled off, she almost fell over

> from her hunger, but Will caught her.


MIKE: Man, she's got the vampire DTs bad!

> "You need to feed" he said.

>

> Roxanne growled.

>

> "An' I well nawt feed from yew" she said.


KEVIN: [Roxie] I well nawt feed from yew! I weel nawt! This is
boolsheet! ...O hai, Will!
BILL: Could see that one coming, couldn't you, folks?

> Her scottish accent getting thicker with both her anger and her

> hunger. She tried to walk off, but Will caught her again.

>

> "Please Roxie? You're going to die otherwise" he said.

>

> Roxanne snorted.

>

> "I'm already dead" she said.


MIKE: I'm betting this time won't be as pleasant. Or creepy to
read...

> Will grabbed her tighter and exposed his throat again.

>

> "Take a look Roxie...take a good look...do you see the artery?

> Pulsing with all my blood...can you hear it? The force with which

> it's being pumped around my body? Don't you long to taste it?" He

> asked.


KEVIN: Just checking: the pairing here is supposed to be
Roxie/Ironhide, not Roxie/Will, right?
MIKE: That is what the summary said, yes.

> Roxanne looked, and her jaw ached again, but she looked away.

>

> "I WELL NAWT FEED FROM YEW!" She shouted.


ALL: "I DEED NAWT HEET HER!"

> She stumbled off again and this time Will grabbed her and slapped

> her around the face, she growled, and he did it again.

>

> "Feed from me Roxie..." he said.


BILL: You do realize that by the time she does give in, you've got
her in such a state that you probably won't survive, right?
MIKE: One can only hope.

> She shook her head and he slapped her again.

>

> "Feed...from...me" he said.


KEVIN: o/~ Feed from me, Seymore! o/~

> Roxie shook her head again. Will slapped her again.

>

> "FEED FROM ME!" He shouted.


BILL: By this time, Optimus and the others were actually standing
right behind Will. They thought this was better than Springer.

> Roxie growled and looked him in the eye, her face hurting like mad,

> but she'd live. Her hunger was beginning to rule her now...she

> couldn't stop it, the animal inside her was begging to be let out.

> She walked up to him and grabbed his hair, pulling his head back,

> her fangs sliding into place.


MIKE: And we're sure this isn't really rough foreplay?
KEVIN: I'm not sure anymore...

> "Is this what yew want William? Eh, is this what yew really want? I

> could kill yew in no time" she said.

>

> Will began to get a little scared now...Roxanne could smell his

> fear, and she inhaled.

>

> "I can smell yer fear Will...it's intoxicating" she said.


BILL: Just a couple of paragraphs ago, she was so hungry her knees
gave way. But she still has the strength to speechify.
MIKE: "Talking is a free action," as the kids say.

> She went to bite his throat, and his shut his eyes tightly, but

> then there was nothing, he looked up to see Roxanne still in front

> of him, but she'd let go of him. She shook her head and stepped

> closer to him, she grabbed his wrist and moved the cuff of his

> jacket. She held his wrist up and put it to her nose, she inhaled

> deeply and then looked into his eyes.


KEVIN: [Roxie] Axe body spray? Really?
BILL: [Will, sheepishly] My wife likes it.

> "At some point...yer gonna have teh stop me" she said.

>

> Will nodded and then his eyes clenched closed as he felt her teeth

> pierce his wrist and he felt his blood be drawn from him at speed.


MIKE: ...The sudden drop in blood pressure knocking him unconcious,
leaving him in sick bay and Roxie facing a base full of armed
soldiers and a half-dozen sentient war machines.


> ******TF******

>

> Will had stopped Roxanne when he had began to feel extremely light

> headed. She stopped and told him to hold his arm above his head,

> while she gripped the place she'd drunk from. Afterwards, she took

> him to the med bay and wrapped his wrist up.

>

> "You were stupid to allow me to feed from you Will" she said.

>

> Will looked at her.


KEVIN: [Will] I prefer to think of it as "willing self-sacrifice."
BILL: Optimus Prime would be proud!

> "With my hunger Will, I could've killed you. I have done it before,

> and, aye, while I'm none too happy about it...I can do it again,

> and I probably will. You shouldn't trust me Will,


MIKE: [Roxie] Our years of friendship and trust mean literally
nothing, now that you're old enough and strong enough to defend
yourself!

> I'm a natural 'born' killer, I'm at the top of the food chain,

> past the Lions in Africa, the Great White's in the sea, I..am the

> top predator" she said.

>

> Will nodded.


KEVIN: Nodded off, that is. He'd heard this speech three times that
week - and it was Tuesday.

> "I trust you...because you told me, that when you first met me, and

> I was bleeding, you wanted to hurt me...you wanted to kill me...but

> you said you didn't, and you gave me a valid reason as to why you

> didn't.


BILL: You were eight, Will. "I didn't because G.I. Joe told me not
to," would've been a valid reason to you.

> I believed you then, and I believe you now, you saved me Roxie, you

> took me home safely and you showed that I could trust you by

> becoming a friend of my family, I know I can trust you, even if you

> can't trust yourself" he said.

>

> Roxanne shook her head.


MIKE: [Roxie] Wow, you're stupid!

> "You shouldn't" she said.


KEVIN: [Will] Well if you're so dangerous and untrustworthy, why did
you come with me on a plane to You Didn't Know Where with no plan to
satisfy your "hunger" besides me?

BILL: [Roxie] Because SHUT THE HELL UP, that's why.

> ******TF******

>

> A/N: Alright...here's the next chapter. I can't believe, after 4

> chapters, I already have 14 reviews...that's wicked...and I am

> grateful to all of you...and my new reviewers.

>

> Xbee-rox98X

> XLorna RoxenX

> XSilver Eyed SlayerX

> XM.A.R.Z.009jX ^_^

> XLabyrinth LoverX

> XThe SPAZtastic LawlrusX

> XLatina ShewolfX

> XHarry ApprenticeX


MIKE: The new X-Men's code names leave something to be desired.

> Thanks for the wonderful reviews, it really makes this story worth

> the write...each new reviewer will get cookies and cream, and their

> name added to the bottom of this list.


KEVIN: Just remember; that means EVERYBODY knows who you are, as
well!

> Vampyrex1

>

> Chapter 5: Vampire vs Autobot?


MIKE: The sequel to "Bambi Vs. Godzilla."

> Optimus was in the med bay, with Ratchet.

>

> "Have you noticed something about Roxanne?" Optimus asked.

>

> Ratchet nodded.


BILL: [Ratchet] Her accent is horrible. Or did you mean her lack of
body temp, respiration or skin pigment?

> "Indeed, she seems to be extrememly pale, she does not have the

> scent of the human substance called sweat...and even though I have

> not scanned her,


KEVIN: Well why not? You scanned Sam the moment you met him and you
where trying to gain his trust!

> I have the feeling something is not right about her" he said.

>

> Optimus put his head on his hands and then...


MIKE: [Optimus] Screw it. Let Lennox deal with this one.

> :Ironhide, could you come into the med bay for a click please?: He

> asked.

>

> The black mech came into the med bay and Optimus looked up at him.

>

> "Have you noticed something odd about the human femme William

> brought to meet us today?" He asked.


BILL: [Ironhide] You mean the vampire? Other than the lack of
sparkles, no.

> Ironhide nodded.

>

> "Yes...when she got into my alt form, I-she did not feel the same

> as normal humans do, more cold, and she knew I was not a normal

> truck. William knows something about her that he is not telling us.

> When he went outside with her earlier, I smelt his endorphins

> spike...that could mean two things..." he said.


KEVIN: Blue balls or a quick trigger.

> Ratchet made a noise.

>

> "Indeed. Either he had intense pleasure, or intense pain" he said.


MIKE: [Ironhide] Or both. I don't really get that whole human "sex"
thing.

> Ironhide nodded.

>

> "Optimus, she wasn't at all surprised when I transformed in front

> of her" he said.


BILL: Which is somehow as significant - if not more - as her utter
lack of normal bio-signs and the fact that you know Will is hiding
something from you?
KEVIN: The awesomeness of a Sue is always sigificant!

> The boss bot nodded and vented.


MIKE: [Optimus] Sorry, folks. We had Mexican Energon for lunch.

> "We need to find out all that we can about her" he said.


BILL: I suppose "Ask her what her deal is" is right out?


> ******TF******

>

> Johnny growled angrily as he patrolled the streets of Mission City.

>

> "Where is she? Where is that vampire bitch?" He asked himself.


KEVIN: Sorry, Johnny-o, but your vampire is in another castle.

> He continued to look around, a wooden stake in his hand and holy

> water around his neck.

>

> "I'll find you Roxanne, and when I do, I'll make you pay for what

> you did" he said.


BILL: [Johnny] I'll make you pay for acting like a vampire!


> ******TF******

>

> Bumblebee was sat in the main hangar watching Will aimlessly walk

> around in circles, obviously there was something the matter.

>

> "What-is-wrong-William?" He asked.


MIKE: [Bumblebee] Perhaps-my-stilted-speech-patterns-can-help?

> Will looked up and smiled.

>

> "Nothing's wrong, I'm just worried is all" he said.

>

> Bumblebee looked down at him confused.


BILL: [Bumblebee] My-bullshit-sensor-just-red-lined.

> "Why-are-you-worried?" He asaked.

>

> Will smiled up at him again.

>

> "No reason, I'm just being paranoid" he said.


KEVIN: [Will] ...About the increasingly ravenous killing machine I
stupidly set loose on this base. But she's a nice person, really.
BILL: [Bumblebee] Bullshit-sensor-exploded. Kind-of-hurts.

> 'What ARE they talking about in there?' He asked himself.

>

> ******TF******

>

> Optimus looked at Ratchet and then back at Ironhide.


MIKE: [Optimus] So it is decided: We cancel Dish Network and install
Boxee boxes instead.
KEVIN: [Ratchet] With the Engadget and Speed Network apps?
MIKE: [Optimus] Naturally.
KEVIN: [Ratchet] They lock down all that sex stuff, but leave
salacious content free and accessable? I'll never understaned
humans.

> "What else did you notice about Roxanne?" He asked.


BILL: [Ironhide] Well...
MIKE: [Optimus] Besides her accent.
BILL: [Ironhide] Oh... I got nothin'.


> Ironhide looked him in the optic.

>

> "I noticed that when she got aroused around me, her

> heartbeat...well, there was no heartbeat" he said.

>

> Ratchet looked at him.

>

> "Are you perfectly sure about that Ironhide?" He asked.


KEVIN: [Ratchet] You're a fine example of Cybertronian warrior, but
you're not exactly panty dropping material.

> Optimus then jumped in before Ironhide could answer.

>

> "Indeed, I noticed that with her when she was watching me

> transform. There were the signs of intimidation, but unlike with

> Samual, there was no increased heartbeat...in fact, I do not

> believe I could sense a heartbeat at all" he said.


BILL: And this is just now significant?
MIKE: [Optimus] We thought it might be a skin condition. We didn't
want to be rude.

> Ratchet nodded.

>

> "I believe we need to talk with Miss Jones" he said.

>

> Optimus nodded.

>

> "I agree. Whoever, or whatever she is, she could be a threat to our

> human allies" he said.


KEVIN: Points for not saying "threat to us."

> He went to walk out the room, but Ironhide stopped him.

>

> "If I may offer a suggestion Prime?" He asked.

>

> Optimus nodded.

>

> "Indeed old friend, what is it you wish to suggest?" He asked.


MIKE: [Ironhide] For some reason, the phrase "pork her into
submission" keeps entering my brain. I'll give that a shot as soon
as I figure out how meat products would help our cause.

> Ironhide looked around.


BILL: [Ironhide] Now you didn't hear this from me, but...

> "That I should talk to her. After all, I am the one she met first,

> and she seems to be quite intimidated by you and primus knows what

> will happen if Ratchet talks to her" he said.

>

> Optimus and Ratchet nodded.


KEVIN & MIKE: Uh, sure. Whatever. Let's run with that.

> "He has a point...Ironhide is the one who knows William, and

> Roxanne seems to be quite smitten with William, so it would only be

> logical if Ironhide were to talk to her" Ratchet said.


BILL: Seeing if Will, your ally, will tell you first - that's out
too, huh?

> Optimus thought this over.


MIKE: [Optimus] Nah. Let's go beat it out of her!

> "That is true. Alright Ironhide, you will talk to her. However, do

> not just ask her out-right, you must build up to it" he said.

>

> Ironhide looked at him as if he was asking what the Prime was on

> about.


KEVIN: [Ironhide] Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Prime?

> "I know how you are for being blunt old friend. With us, it is

> fine, but with humans, you must weave around the subject of

> something close to them and then find out slowly" Optimus said.


BILL: Humans having no concept of directness or getting to the
point...

> Ironhide nodded and left the room, leaving Ratchet and Optimus

> alone once more.

>

> "Do you think she will tell him?" Ratchet asked.


MIKE: [Optimus] Nope. Have Wheeljack prep the "truth extractor".

> Optimus looked at him and his optics dimmed a little.

>

> "I have faith in Ironhide. I am sure he will be able to coax

> Roxanne to tell him about herself" he said.


MIKE: [Optimus] If not? There's always violence!

> ******TF******

>

> A/N: I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY! I've been so caught up with life to

> actually update. I must remember that I do not have a life past my

> stories (LOL).


MIKE: [Heckler] Still not funny!
BILL: Still don't care!
KEVIN: Where's the violence?

> Anyway, I hope you like this, I'm sorry if it's a little short, and

> I'm sorry for any Roxanne fans, as she's not going to be in a few

> of the chapters. Anyways, if you have any questions about Roxanne,

> feel free to drop me a PM, and I'll answer them ^_^.


MIKE: "Were you on drugs when you wrote this?"
BILL: "And can you share?"

> I'd like to say thanks to:

>

> xXLady MinuialwenXx

> xXThe SPAZtastic LawlrusXx

> xXSilver Eyed SlayerXx

> xXLorna RoxenXx

> xXLatina ShewolfXx

> xXMARZ009jXx

> xXHarry ApprenticeXx: and

> xXOx KingXx


ALL: And the rest!

> For your wonderful reviews. You know, its reviews like all you give

> *Especially The SPAZtastic Lawlrus* that keep this story going, and

> keep it you know...real for me. I hope you all like this, and if

> you wish, I can take requests for which character you wish to be

> paired with Roxanne in my next story after this one has been

> completed ^_^. Thank you SO MUCH!

>

> Vampyrex1


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