Deuteronomy 16:16: Y'all have to do three offerings per year in the Temple. [message #390506] |
Wed, 29 January 2020 20:54 |
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Originally posted by: Not a Glownigger
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger
tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every
day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani.
She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's
wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked.
In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I
fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or
Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played
tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a
way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the
hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA
nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat
Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being
professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith,
put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my
brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's
dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I
touched dicks to each other's assholes.
What do we do all day?
We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random
number is.
We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.
We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.
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