Classic Moments in MST3K (801 - Revenge of the Creature) [message #178450] |
Sat, 19 December 2009 19:51 |
Jonah Falcon
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Tom: Hi, everyone, kind of a tough moment. We just tapped into Earth's
geneology records and discovered the cause of this simian holocaust. You
see, virtually every single one of Mike's decendants married apes!
Mike: Come on, ALL my grandkids?
Crow: Uh, yep!
Mike: What about great grandchildren?
Crow: Checking....yes! Francis Nelson married a macaque, otherwise they all
married great apes.
Tom: You can see why he's upset folks.
Crow: Thomas Ryan Nelson married a slow lorus. Kevin R.W. Nelson, probably a
great great grandchild, who married a ruffed lemur.... Yep! Your family
liked its monkeys, Mike!
Mike: Still, I imagine by then it wasn't all that unusual.
Crow: Oh, it was quite unusual..... hey hey hey hey, here's a Wilburt H.
Nelson who married a Sara Thompson of Oak Park Illinois. Uh, oh. Seems he
kept an eye in an apartment downtown. Ha hoo hoo, this is not pretty stuff.
Here's a W.D. Nelson who married eight times: silverbacked gorilla, one two
and three, then he picked up a penchant for a bonobo and married those four
times before wedding a Japanese snow monkey on a day before....
Mike: Okay, okay. Crow, I think everyones heard enough. I think we all get
the point.
Crow: Mike I think I speak for all of us when I say....GOOD ONE NELSON!!!
Tom: I'm locking up my sock monkey, I'll give you that much for free.
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Re: Classic Moments in MST3K (801 - Revenge of the Creature) [message #178564 is a reply to message #178450] |
Sat, 19 December 2009 22:44 |
Doug Elrod
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On Dec 19, 6:51 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> Tom: Hi, everyone, kind of a tough moment. We just tapped into Earth's
> geneology records and discovered the cause of this simian holocaust. You
> see, virtually every single one of Mike's decendants married apes!
>
> Mike: Come on, ALL my grandkids?
>
> Crow: Uh, yep!
>
> Mike: What about great grandchildren?
>
> Crow: Checking....yes! Francis Nelson married a macaque, otherwise they all
> married great apes.
>
> Tom: You can see why he's upset folks.
>
> Crow: Thomas Ryan Nelson married a slow lorus. Kevin R.W. Nelson, probably a
> great great grandchild, who married a ruffed lemur.... Yep! Your family
> liked its monkeys, Mike!
>
> Mike: Still, I imagine by then it wasn't all that unusual.
>
> Crow: Oh, it was quite unusual..... hey hey hey hey, here's a Wilburt H.
> Nelson who married a Sara Thompson of Oak Park Illinois. Uh, oh. Seems he
> kept an eye in an apartment downtown. Ha hoo hoo, this is not pretty stuff.
> Here's a W.D. Nelson who married eight times: silverbacked gorilla, one two
> and three, then he picked up a penchant for a bonobo and married those four
> times before wedding a Japanese snow monkey on a day before....
>
> Mike: Okay, okay. Crow, I think everyones heard enough. I think we all get
> the point.
>
> Crow: Mike I think I speak for all of us when I say....GOOD ONE NELSON!!!
>
> Tom: I'm locking up my sock monkey, I'll give you that much for free.
Indeed a classic (but you'll notice the implication that Mike Nelson
was able to *procreate*, an admission that I imagine the bots were
loathe to make in any other context ;-)).
Note: I'll bet that Wilburt actually kept an "aye-aye" (see <http://
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye>) rather than an "eye", downtown. I
mean, an EYE would be just a bit *creepy*!
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
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Re: Classic Moments in MST3K (801 - Revenge of the Creature) [message #178565 is a reply to message #178564] |
Sat, 19 December 2009 23:44 |
Jonah Falcon
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"Doug Elrod" <dre1@cornell.edu> wrote in message
news:c4f393f4-2e08-4ebf-9878-dca9d0039ea5@j14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 19, 6:51 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> Tom: Hi, everyone, kind of a tough moment. We just tapped into Earth's
>> geneology records and discovered the cause of this simian holocaust. You
>> see, virtually every single one of Mike's decendants married apes!
>>
>> Mike: Come on, ALL my grandkids?
>>
>> Crow: Uh, yep!
>>
>> Mike: What about great grandchildren?
>>
>> Crow: Checking....yes! Francis Nelson married a macaque, otherwise they
>> all
>> married great apes.
>>
>> Tom: You can see why he's upset folks.
>>
>> Crow: Thomas Ryan Nelson married a slow lorus. Kevin R.W. Nelson,
>> probably a
>> great great grandchild, who married a ruffed lemur.... Yep! Your family
>> liked its monkeys, Mike!
>>
>> Mike: Still, I imagine by then it wasn't all that unusual.
>>
>> Crow: Oh, it was quite unusual..... hey hey hey hey, here's a Wilburt H.
>> Nelson who married a Sara Thompson of Oak Park Illinois. Uh, oh. Seems he
>> kept an eye in an apartment downtown. Ha hoo hoo, this is not pretty
>> stuff.
>> Here's a W.D. Nelson who married eight times: silverbacked gorilla, one
>> two
>> and three, then he picked up a penchant for a bonobo and married those
>> four
>> times before wedding a Japanese snow monkey on a day before....
>>
>> Mike: Okay, okay. Crow, I think everyones heard enough. I think we all
>> get
>> the point.
>>
>> Crow: Mike I think I speak for all of us when I say....GOOD ONE NELSON!!!
>>
>> Tom: I'm locking up my sock monkey, I'll give you that much for free.
>
> Indeed a classic (but you'll notice the implication that Mike Nelson
> was able to *procreate*, an admission that I imagine the bots were
> loathe to make in any other context ;-)).
>
> Note: I'll bet that Wilburt actually kept an "aye-aye" (see <http://
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye>) rather than an "eye", downtown. I
> mean, an EYE would be just a bit *creepy*!
>
> -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
Yeah, it is aye-aye. My mistake.
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Re: Classic Moments in MST3K (801 - Revenge of the Creature) [message #178567 is a reply to message #178565] |
Sun, 20 December 2009 13:31 |
Kate Halleron
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On Dec 19, 8:44 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> "Doug Elrod" <d...@cornell.edu> wrote in message
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> news:c4f393f4-2e08-4ebf-9878-dca9d0039ea5@j14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
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>> On Dec 19, 6:51 pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>> Tom: Hi, everyone, kind of a tough moment. We just tapped into Earth's
>>> geneology records and discovered the cause of this simian holocaust. You
>>> see, virtually every single one of Mike's decendants married apes!
>
>>> Mike: Come on, ALL my grandkids?
>
>>> Crow: Uh, yep!
>
>>> Mike: What about great grandchildren?
>
>>> Crow: Checking....yes! Francis Nelson married a macaque, otherwise they
>>> all
>>> married great apes.
>
>>> Tom: You can see why he's upset folks.
>
>>> Crow: Thomas Ryan Nelson married a slow lorus. Kevin R.W. Nelson,
>>> probably a
>>> great great grandchild, who married a ruffed lemur.... Yep! Your family
>>> liked its monkeys, Mike!
>
>>> Mike: Still, I imagine by then it wasn't all that unusual.
>
>>> Crow: Oh, it was quite unusual..... hey hey hey hey, here's a Wilburt H.
>>> Nelson who married a Sara Thompson of Oak Park Illinois. Uh, oh. Seems he
>>> kept an eye in an apartment downtown. Ha hoo hoo, this is not pretty
>>> stuff.
>>> Here's a W.D. Nelson who married eight times: silverbacked gorilla, one
>>> two
>>> and three, then he picked up a penchant for a bonobo and married those
>>> four
>>> times before wedding a Japanese snow monkey on a day before....
>
>>> Mike: Okay, okay. Crow, I think everyones heard enough. I think we all
>>> get
>>> the point.
>
>>> Crow: Mike I think I speak for all of us when I say....GOOD ONE NELSON!!!
>
>>> Tom: I'm locking up my sock monkey, I'll give you that much for free.
>
>> Indeed a classic (but you'll notice the implication that Mike Nelson
>> was able to *procreate*, an admission that I imagine the bots were
>> loathe to make in any other context ;-)).
>
>> Note: I'll bet that Wilburt actually kept an "aye-aye" (see <http://
>> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye>) rather than an "eye", downtown. I
>> mean, an EYE would be just a bit *creepy*!
>
>> -Doug Elrod (d...@cornell.edu)
>
> Yeah, it is aye-aye. My mistake.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -
I should also point out that 'silver-back' is not a species of
gorilla, but denotes a mature male.
That's always bugged me.
Kate
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Re: Classic Moments in MST3K (801 - Revenge of the Creature) [message #178571 is a reply to message #178567] |
Mon, 21 December 2009 13:21 |
nebusj-
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Kate Halleron <khalleron@netzero.com> writes:
> On Dec 19, 8:44=A0pm, "Jonah Falcon" <jonahny...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> "Doug Elrod" <d...@cornell.edu> wrote in message
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>> news:c4f393f4-2e08-4ebf-9878-dca9d0039ea5@j14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>> Indeed a classic (but you'll notice the implication that Mike Nelson
>>> was able to *procreate*, an admission that I imagine the bots were
>>> loathe to make in any other context ;-)).
>>
>>> Note: =A0I'll bet that Wilburt actually kept an "aye-aye" (see <http://
>>> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye>) rather than an "eye", downtown. =A0I
>>> mean, an EYE would be just a bit *creepy*!
>>
>>> -Doug Elrod (d...@cornell.edu)
>>
>> Yeah, it is aye-aye. My mistake.- Hide quoted text -
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>> - Show quoted text -
> I should also point out that 'silver-back' is not a species of
> gorilla, but denotes a mature male.
> That's always bugged me.
You wouldn't want Skippy Nelson to be accused of cradle-robbing,
would you?
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Joseph Nebus
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