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Hey Jonah, you made it on FARK again indirectly, but not for the game reviews. [message #174667] Mon, 04 May 2009 14:32 Go to next message
George Johnson is currently offline  George Johnson
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They haven't checked up on lately if they still think you look
"schlumpy". You're not nearly as chubby as when you did the Rolling Stone
article way back in 2003.

http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-lies-youve/77114?page=2& ;numPerPage=1

There is no evidence, anywhere, that penis size is strictly related to what
race a person is. In fact, it appears to have nothing to do with it. The
origin of this myth, too, is a total bummer. Big dick expert, black guy,
and social commenter Scott Poulson explains:

.the notion that the black man had a "desire to
conquer pristine Southern white womanhood" was
concocted to ease the guilty consciences of white
slave masters who routinely forced themselves on
heir female slaves. In their minds, the black man,
out of revenge, would do the same thing to white
women if given half a chance. So the myth of "big
dick-ness" was invented to control the sexuality
of the black male by casting him as a "sexual terrorist."

In fact, the biggest penis in the world belongs to a schlumpy, white guy
from Brooklyn named Jonah Falcon.
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5938137/mr_big

Are there any other myths you've heard that need to be debunked? Leave them
in the comments!
Re: Hey Jonah, you made it on FARK again indirectly, but not for the game reviews. [message #174669 is a reply to message #174667] Tue, 05 May 2009 01:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
George Johnson is currently offline  George Johnson
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"George Johnson" <matrix29@charter.net> wrote in message
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> They haven't checked up on lately if they still think you look
> "schlumpy". You're not nearly as chubby as when you did the Rolling Stone
> article way back in 2003.
>
> http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-lies-youve/77114?page=2& ;numPerPage=1

Ah, forgot the FARK link.

10 lies you've been told about sex. Shocker
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4366835&start id=50813250
Re: Hey Jonah, you made it on FARK again indirectly, but not for the game reviews. [message #174775 is a reply to message #174667] Wed, 06 May 2009 06:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Frank J. Lhota is currently offline  Frank J. Lhota
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Before you disparage these so-called sex myths, you should consider the
economic consequences:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/spam_crackdown_threate ns

--
"All things extant in this world,
Gods of Heaven, gods of Earth,
Let everything be as it should be;
Thus shall it be!"
- Magical chant from "Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi"

"Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome,
Time for this one to come home!"
- Mr. Wizard from "Tooter Turtle"
Re: Hey Jonah, you made it on FARK again indirectly, but not for the game reviews. [message #174776 is a reply to message #174669] Thu, 07 May 2009 15:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jonah Falcon is currently offline  Jonah Falcon
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"George Johnson" <matrix29@charter.net> wrote in message
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> "George Johnson" <matrix29@charter.net> wrote in message
> news:xxGLl.1861$S11.59@newsfe03.iad...
>> They haven't checked up on lately if they still think you look
>> "schlumpy". You're not nearly as chubby as when you did the Rolling
>> Stone article way back in 2003.
>>
>> http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-lies-youve/77114?page=2& ;numPerPage=1
>
> Ah, forgot the FARK link.
>
> 10 lies you've been told about sex. Shocker
> http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4366835&start id=50813250

I'm not shlumpy. Me in 1999:

http://www.theohteam.com/images/JonahFalconsoft_1999_smaller .jpg

That pic in Rolling Stone is so fucking misrepresentative.
Re: Hey Jonah, you made it on FARK again indirectly, but not for the game reviews. [message #174782 is a reply to message #174776] Thu, 07 May 2009 19:20 Go to previous message
Frank J. Lhota is currently offline  Frank J. Lhota
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Jonah Falcon wrote:

> I'm not shlumpy. Me in 1999:

I think the work George was looking for was "doughy" (queue the "Doughy
Guys" song)

--
"All things extant in this world,
Gods of Heaven, gods of Earth,
Let everything be as it should be;
Thus shall it be!"
- Magical chant from "Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi"

"Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome,
Time for this one to come home!"
- Mr. Wizard from "Tooter Turtle"
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