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Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires (small spoilers) [message #174079] Sun, 29 March 2009 17:58
Doug Elrod is currently offline  Doug Elrod
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I thought this was the most filled-out Cinematic Titanic yet, with
little of the dead spots that bugged me in past episodes (I think
that's one thing that MST3K took care to avoid). I may not have
laughed as hard as I did at some of the jokes in "Legacy of Blood",
but that and this are definitely the best so far, IMHO. Here are some
of the lines that I grinned at:

[screams heard]
"I'm not saying it's a rough birth... but that's the MIDWIFE!" -Josh

[revival attempt]
"Don't be so quick to give up on the slapping!" -Josh

[unintelligible vampire mom]
"What's that, Mom? Timmy's trapped in a soul-sucking netherworld?" -
Josh

"K.D. Lang *IS* the Phantom of the Opera!" -Trace

[duel challenge]
"So be it: Pompadours at sunrise!" -Joel

"Yeah, you seem fine... heh heh heh... CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO!" -Frank

"Well, what do you know... My evil deeds WILL haunt me to the end of
time. Interesting" -Frank

"It's an *appendectomy"... FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!" -Trace

"I am calling on God to send in an airstrike!" -Josh

(and, for those, like me, who like a bit of surrealism, I think you'll
get a kick out of that phone host-segment with Frank)

-Doug Elrod (d...@cornell.edu) ;-)
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