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Riff 21 April 2008: Samson Vs The Vampire Women
| Riff 21 April 2008: Samson Vs The Vampire Women [message #160034] |
Mon, 21 April 2008 00:55 |
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TOM: Would you *just* get out of the coffin -- Sheesh.
CROW: Dive in, girls, the buffet's open!
MIKE: Ah, you got a little -- get a little -- goop out of there.
TOM: I'd like to thank the Academy.
> ``Zorina, Queen of the Vampire Women!
CROW: Here.
> The hour appointed to
> acquire your original beauty has arrived.''
CROW: I've -- learned to appreciate my offbeat looks.
MIKE: She's got combination skin. One part is fetid and one part
is rotted.
TOM: Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Putrescence.
MIKE: She looks like a Magic Eye picture.
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Joseph Nebus
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[ At the party. ]
MIKE: I don't know, I -- just came home and they were here!
TOM: Any bat puppets? No, no bat puppets.
CROW: Why is he wearing a wastebasket?
MIKE: I came dressed as a Mexican.
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