Riff For Today: The Projected Man [message #159528] |
Tue, 08 April 2008 00:36 |
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> ``Now don't be frightened. When this is all over you can tell
> your boyfriends that you helped trigger an experiment that made
> scientific history.''
CROW: My boyfriend is Linus Pauling, so I don't think he'll care.
TOM: Aah, forget it.
CROW: Oh, oh, Shiela.
MIKE: Yes ... But first, a song!
TOM: The sawed hula hoops are ready!
CROW: I'm doing it all for you, Lembach!
MIKE: Now he'll come out half-man, half-wristwatch.
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Joseph Nebus
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TOM: Oh, let's see here ... epsom salts, witch hazel, styptic pencils,
Mercurochrome, Queen Helen's face scrub, corn plasters, tincture
of iodine, Gold Bond medicated powder -- ooh, and the industrial-
sized tube of Ambusol, mm-hmm-hoo-hoo-hooo.
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