| I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158295] |
Sat, 22 March 2008 01:11  |
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Originally posted by: billfl
I like the new blinds and the sofa. But whose idea was it to put up the duck
painting?
I'm still hanging around sporadically. Just checking in to see what's up.
Hope everyone's doing OK.
Bill L.
So - Mystery Science Theater 3000, then. Who knew?
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surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."
Isaac Jaffee (Robert Guillaume), "Sports Night"
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158436 is a reply to message #158295] |
Sat, 22 March 2008 02:17  |
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billfl@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
> I like the new blinds and the sofa. But whose idea was it to put up the
> duck painting?
Hey, if you want a duck to paint your house in this market,
you're going to have to give him free room and board even if it does
lead to over 98 episodes of nutty excuses about why he isn't finished
yet and when he is finished, it turns out you're pregnant and he has
to start all over again.
> I'm still hanging around sporadically. Just checking in to see what's up.
> Hope everyone's doing OK.
I'm just doing my bit to hold this place down and pummel it
until someone has some fun.
> Bill L.
> So - Mystery Science Theater 3000, then. Who knew?
Hey, yeah. Did you see they had a little cameo on this cute
ESPN Classic show name of 'Cheap Seats'? It aired just yesterday, or
maybe before that. It's very hard to figure out the course of time
when you have a Tivo recording stuff.
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Joseph Nebus
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158439 is a reply to message #158436] |
Sat, 22 March 2008 17:57 |
Doug Elrod
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On Mar 22, 2:17 am, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
> bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
>> I like the new blinds and the sofa. But whose idea was it to put up the
>> duck painting?
Well, if we didn't put it up there, it could never reach the ceiling
molding!
> Hey, if you want a duck to paint your house in this market,
> you're going to have to give him free room and board even if it does
> lead to over 98 episodes of nutty excuses about why he isn't finished
> yet and when he is finished, it turns out you're pregnant and he has
> to start all over again.
So, he's finished, and you're pregnant? Ahem.
>> I'm still hanging around sporadically. Just checking in to see what's up.
>> Hope everyone's doing OK.
Good to hear from you! You may, or may not, know that Rachel married
Rain. If so, I wanna know: Have you ever seen the Rain, or the
Rachel for that matter. 'Cause I don't think I have, alas....
> I'm just doing my bit to hold this place down and pummel it
> until someone has some fun.
Or someone starts a scientific institute, which I guess brings the
pummeling to *you*. Simplifies things that way!
>> Bill L.
>> So - Mystery Science Theater 3000, then. Who knew?
No one! Well, one guy wrote it down, but it might take Nicolas Cage
to track the clues to their ultimate Earth-shattering conclusion!
> Hey, yeah. Did you see they had a little cameo on this cute
> ESPN Classic show name of 'Cheap Seats'? It aired just yesterday, or
> maybe before that. It's very hard to figure out the course of time
> when you have a Tivo recording stuff.
So, sponsorship by a chair company, then? IT JUST MIGHT WORK!
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158564 is a reply to message #158436] |
Tue, 25 March 2008 03:39 |
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Originally posted by: billfl
Previously on "Don't Forget the Lyrics", Joseph Nebus wrote:
> billfl@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
>> I like the new blinds and the sofa. But whose idea was it to put up the
>> duck painting?
>
> Hey, if you want a duck to paint your house in this market,
> you're going to have to give him free room and board even if it does
> lead to over 98 episodes of nutty excuses about why he isn't finished
> yet and when he is finished, it turns out you're pregnant and he has
> to start all over again.
I just told him to put it on his bill. Yukyukyuk!
>> I'm still hanging around sporadically. Just checking in to see what's up.
>> Hope everyone's doing OK.
>
> I'm just doing my bit to hold this place down and pummel it
> until someone has some fun.
You will be amusilated! Reseriousness is futile.
>> Bill L.
>> So - Mystery Science Theater 3000, then. Who knew?
>
> Hey, yeah. Did you see they had a little cameo on this cute
> ESPN Classic show name of 'Cheap Seats'? It aired just yesterday, or
> maybe before that. It's very hard to figure out the course of time
> when you have a Tivo recording stuff.
I don't have a Tivo, but I think yesterday was Monday. Or the year 2419. Or
maybe even the Pliestocine Era.
Bill L.
Ooog!
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billfl@hiwaay.net http://home.hiwaay.net/~billfl
"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you're smart,
surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."
Isaac Jaffee (Robert Guillaume), "Sports Night"
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158565 is a reply to message #158439] |
Tue, 25 March 2008 03:45 |
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Originally posted by: billfl
Previously on "Charmed", Doug Elrod wrote:
> On Mar 22, 2:17=A0am, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>> bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>> I like the new blinds and the sofa. =A0But whose idea was it to put up the
>>> duck painting?
>
> Well, if we didn't put it up there, it could never reach the ceiling
> molding!
If your ceiling is molding, you've got bigger problems than duck paintings, my
friend.
>> Hey, if you want a duck to paint your house in this market,
>> you're going to have to give him free room and board even if it does
>> lead to over 98 episodes of nutty excuses about why he isn't finished
>> yet and when he is finished, it turns out you're pregnant and he has
>> to start all over again.
>
> So, he's finished, and you're pregnant? Ahem.
Pregnant RATMMers and the ducks who love their paint - next "Springer".
>>> I'm still hanging around sporadically. Just checking in to see what's up.
>>> Hope everyone's doing OK.
>
> Good to hear from you! You may, or may not, know that Rachel married
> Rain. If so, I wanna know: Have you ever seen the Rain, or the
> Rachel for that matter. 'Cause I don't think I have, alas....
No, but I have several Fish Links. Want one?
>> I'm just doing my bit to hold this place down and pummel it
>> until someone has some fun.
>
> Or someone starts a scientific institute, which I guess brings the
> pummeling to *you*. Simplifies things that way!
How fortunate!
>>> Bill L.
>>> So - Mystery Science Theater 3000, then. Who knew?
>
> No one! Well, one guy wrote it down, but it might take Nicolas Cage
> to track the clues to their ultimate Earth-shattering conclusion!
Hes the Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Acting and Became a Mixed-Up
National Treasure.
>> Hey, yeah. =A0Did you see they had a little cameo on this cute
>> ESPN Classic show name of 'Cheap Seats'? It aired just yesterday, or
>> maybe before that. It's very hard to figure out the course of time
>> when you have a Tivo recording stuff.
>
> So, sponsorship by a chair company, then? IT JUST MIGHT WORK!
This answers the quesyton of whether you're a mod or a rocker.
Bill L.
Cane-Backed.
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billfl@hiwaay.net http://home.hiwaay.net/~billfl
"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you're smart,
surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."
Isaac Jaffee (Robert Guillaume), "Sports Night"
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158685 is a reply to message #158565] |
Tue, 25 March 2008 18:55 |
Doug Elrod
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On Mar 25, 3:45 am, bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) wrote:
> Previously on "Charmed", Doug Elrod wrote:
>
>> On Mar 22, 2:17=A0am, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>>> bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>> I like the new blinds and the sofa. =A0But whose idea was it to put up the
>>>> duck painting?
>
>> Well, if we didn't put it up there, it could never reach the ceiling
>> molding!
> If your ceiling is molding, you've got bigger problems than duck paintings, my
> friend.
Oh, I think it's just *molting*. So, everything's A-OK!
>>> Hey, if you want a duck to paint your house in this market,
>>> you're going to have to give him free room and board even if it does
>>> lead to over 98 episodes of nutty excuses about why he isn't finished
>>> yet and when he is finished, it turns out you're pregnant and he has
>>> to start all over again.
>
>> So, he's finished, and you're pregnant? Ahem.
>
> Pregnant RATMMers and the ducks who love their paint - next "Springer".
I guess people will be yelling "DUCK"... more than usual!
>>>> I'm still hanging around sporadically. Just checking in to see what's up.
>>>> Hope everyone's doing OK.
>
>> Good to hear from you! You may, or may not, know that Rachel married
>> Rain. If so, I wanna know: Have you ever seen the Rain, or the
>> Rachel for that matter. 'Cause I don't think I have, alas....
>
> No, but I have several Fish Links. Want one?
They're appearing in live webcam broadcasts, with erotic content now,
aren't they? Oh, how the piscine forcemeat has fallen!
>>> I'm just doing my bit to hold this place down and pummel it
>>> until someone has some fun.
>
>> Or someone starts a scientific institute, which I guess brings the
>> pummeling to *you*. Simplifies things that way!
>
> How fortunate!
And, hey, there might be an idea there for some sort of GRAND
WRESTLING SMACK-DOWN. Just set up your lab in the squared circle, and
watch the mayhem ensue!
>>>> Bill L.
>>>> So - Mystery Science Theater 3000, then. Who knew?
>
>> No one! Well, one guy wrote it down, but it might take Nicolas Cage
>> to track the clues to their ultimate Earth-shattering conclusion!
>
> Hes the Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Acting and Became a Mixed-Up
> National Treasure.
Hmmm, a hybrid film just might start making sense, now that you
mention it!
"Only a zombie version of Ben Franklin on the grassy knoll could have
pulled this off!"
>>> Hey, yeah. =A0Did you see they had a little cameo on this cute
>>> ESPN Classic show name of 'Cheap Seats'? It aired just yesterday, or
>>> maybe before that. It's very hard to figure out the course of time
>>> when you have a Tivo recording stuff.
>
>> So, sponsorship by a chair company, then? IT JUST MIGHT WORK!
>
> This answers the quesyton
of whether I want a quesadilla?
> of whether you're a mod or a rocker.
Oh, you've found me. I was hiding here: <http://www.foamorder.com/
view_image.php?mod_chair_sofa>. I'm glad. It was getting a little
cramped in that cushion!
> Bill L.
> Cane-Backed.
Jimmy Smits!
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu) ;-)
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158925 is a reply to message #158685] |
Fri, 28 March 2008 01:01 |
nebusj-
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Doug Elrod <dre1@cornell.edu> writes:
> On Mar 25, 3:45=A0am, bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>> Previously on "Charmed", Doug Elrod wrote:
>>
>>> On Mar 22, 2:17=3DA0am, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>>>> bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>> >I like the new blinds and the sofa. =3DA0But whose idea was it to put u=
> p the
>>>> >duck painting?
>>
>>> Well, if we didn't put it up there, it could never reach the ceiling
>>> molding!
>> If your ceiling is molding, you've got bigger problems than duck paintings=
> , my
>> friend.
> Oh, I think it's just *molting*. So, everything's A-OK!
You do understand, I hope, the inevitable question is: why?
> I guess people will be yelling "DUCK"... more than usual!
Actually, I want crab rangoon. And more than that, shrimp
toast. Even though I don't really care for shrimp or toast as
separate affairs.
>> No, but I have several Fish Links. =A0Want one?
> They're appearing in live webcam broadcasts, with erotic content now,
> aren't they? Oh, how the piscine forcemeat has fallen!
I'm still stuck trying to process the episode of 'The Little
Mermaid', the Disney series, in which Ariel manages to accidentally
turn Flounder into some kind of werewolf-fish. It's a very odd thing
to happen to a fish.
>> Hes the Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Acting and Became a Mixed-=
>> Up National Treasure.
> Hmmm, a hybrid film just might start making sense, now that you
> mention it!
> "Only a zombie version of Ben Franklin on the grassy knoll could have
> pulled this off!"
You know, no, I think Regular Ben Franklin might have, as a
prank. He was a pretty skilled practical joker, as you can see from
that whole 'odometer' gimmick. People are still falling for it!
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Joseph Nebus
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #158927 is a reply to message #158925] |
Fri, 28 March 2008 03:16 |
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Originally posted by: billfl
Previously on "American Dad", Joseph Nebus wrote:
> Doug Elrod <dre1@cornell.edu> writes:
>> On Mar 25, 3:45=A0am, bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>>> Previously on "Charmed", Doug Elrod wrote:
>>>> On Mar 22, 2:17=3DA0am, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>>>> >bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>> >>I like the new blinds and the sofa. =3DA0But whose idea was it to put up the
>>>> >>duck painting?
>>>
>>>> Well, if we didn't put it up there, it could never reach the ceiling
>>>> molding!
>
>>> If your ceiling is molding, you've got bigger problems than duck paintings, my
>>> friend.
>
>> Oh, I think it's just *molting*. So, everything's A-OK!
>
> You do understand, I hope, the inevitable question is: why?
Because one man and one woman was good enough for you grandmother, but who
wants to marry you grandmother? Nobody - not even your grandfather.
>> I guess people will be yelling "DUCK"... more than usual!
>
> Actually, I want crab rangoon.
I thought we'd gotten beyond rangoon. Or at the very least, beyond crabs.
> And more than that, shrimp
> toast. Even though I don't really care for shrimp or toast as
> separate affairs.
I think you'll change your tune once you've tried my prawn with grape jelly
recipe.
>>> No, but I have several Fish Links. 0Want one?
>
>> They're appearing in live webcam broadcasts, with erotic content now,
>> aren't they? Oh, how the piscine forcemeat has fallen!
>
> I'm still stuck trying to process the episode of 'The Little
> Mermaid', the Disney series, in which Ariel manages to accidentally
> turn Flounder into some kind of werewolf-fish. It's a very odd thing
> to happen to a fish.
Not to mention a werewolf.
>>> Hes the Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Acting and Became a Mixed-=
>>> Up National Treasure.
>
>> Hmmm, a hybrid film just might start making sense, now that you
>> mention it!
>> "Only a zombie version of Ben Franklin on the grassy knoll could have
>> pulled this off!"
>
> You know, no, I think Regular Ben Franklin might have, as a
> prank. He was a pretty skilled practical joker, as you can see from
> that whole 'odometer' gimmick. People are still falling for it!
I know, I bought an Odometer, but I still don't know exactly how many
changelings are on my space station, and I have to tell you, it's making me a
bit worried.
Bill L.
I'll be over here in my bucket
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billfl@hiwaay.net http://home.hiwaay.net/~billfl
"If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. And if you're smart,
surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you."
Isaac Jaffee (Robert Guillaume), "Sports Night"
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| Re: I Love What You've All Done With the Place [message #159031 is a reply to message #158927] |
Fri, 28 March 2008 17:41 |
Doug Elrod
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On Mar 28, 3:16 am, bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) wrote:
> Previously on "American Dad", Joseph Nebus wrote:
>> Doug Elrod <d...@cornell.edu> writes:
>>> On Mar 25, 3:45=A0am, bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>>>> Previously on "Charmed", Doug Elrod wrote:
>>>> >On Mar 22, 2:17=3DA0am, nebu...@-rpi-.edu (Joseph Nebus) wrote:
>>>> >>bil...@hiwaay.net (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>> Oh, I think it's just *molting*. So, everything's A-OK!
>
>> You do understand, I hope, the inevitable question is: why?
>
> Because one man and one woman was good enough for you grandmother, but who
> wants to marry you grandmother? Nobody - not even your grandfather.
So, Animal Crackers then, which would go with the Duck Soup, I guess!
>>> I guess people will be yelling "DUCK"... more than usual!
>
>> Actually, I want crab rangoon.
>
> I thought we'd gotten beyond rangoon. Or at the very least, beyond crabs.
Well, the rangoon was *treed*; so that's making some progress. I
don't think you'd find a crab up a tree, though.
>> And more than that, shrimp
>> toast. Even though I don't really care for shrimp or toast as
>> separate affairs.
Y'know how you'll be thinking of shrimp toast, and then someone will
say they saw some shrimp toasting a CD? It's strange how often that
kind of thing happens....
> I think you'll change your tune once you've tried my prawn with grape jelly
> recipe.
He'll sing a paean in its honor?
>> I'm still stuck trying to process the episode of 'The Little
>> Mermaid', the Disney series, in which Ariel manages to accidentally
>> turn Flounder into some kind of werewolf-fish. It's a very odd thing
>> to happen to a fish.
But it's drawing them into the chic bistros! (It's the fish WITH
BITE!)
> Not to mention a werewolf.
Good idea, in case the milk-producers board is anywhere in the area!
>>> "Only a zombie version of Ben Franklin on the grassy knoll could have
>>> pulled this off!"
>
>> You know, no, I think Regular Ben Franklin might have, as a
>> prank. He was a pretty skilled practical joker, as you can see from
>> that whole 'odometer' gimmick. People are still falling for it!
That was smart of him, to "punk" the grassy knoll more than 150 years
in advance! I GUESS I WAS FOOLED!
> I know, I bought an Odometer, but I still don't know exactly how many
> changelings are on my space station, and I have to tell you, it's making me a
> bit worried.
There's always one more than you think. And don't try to incorporate
that information, either -- they have squads stationed just outside,
JUST FOR THAT CONTINGENCY!
> Bill L.
> I'll be over here in my bucket
Oh, you and Steve McQueen! (see <http://patimg2.uspto.gov/.DImg?
Docid=US0D0219584&PageNum=1&IDKey=9005BAB88482>,
aka <http://preview.tinyurl.com/2ct2jv>).
-Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu) ;-)
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